Brandarar fékk þá á TVB Njótið! How do you stop a Taliban tank? Shoot the guy pushing it! Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. “I will give each of you each one wish. That's three wishes total,” says the genie. The Canadian says, “I'm a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada.” With a blink of the genie's eye, *POOF* the...