A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off. “You look hot, my son,” said the cleric. “Why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand.” “No thanks,” said the young man. “My father wouldn't like it.” “Don't be silly,” the minister said. “Everyone is entitled to a break. Come and have a drink of water.” Again the young man protested that his father would be upset. Losing his patience, the clergyman said,...

A woman went to a psychiatrist because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems. Finally he asked, “Do you ever watch your husband's face while you are having sex?” “Well, yes, I did once.” “And how did he look?” “Very angry.” At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, “Well that's very interesting, we must look into this further. Now...