Drowsing contentedly after an afternoon of making love in bed, suddenly there's the sound of a the elevator coming up. Dreamily, the girl whispers, “Oh, oh, quick get moving, that's my husband.” Quick as a flash, Bill jumps out of bed, rushes to the window to see who parked in the visitors lot and suddenly stops dead. “What d'ya mean?” he bellows “I AM your husband!”

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims “So, you are the great Lone Ranger? In Honor of the Harvest Festival you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?” The Lone Ranger responds, “I'd like to speak to my horse. ” Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger. The Lone Ranger whispers in Silver's ear and the horse gallops away. Later that evening,...

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It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby’s a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue’s father answers and invites him in. “Peggy Sue’s not ready yet, so why don’t you have a seat?” he says. “That’s cool.” says Bobby. Peggy Sue’s father asks Bobby what they are planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie. Peggy Sue’s father responds...

The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers. “Yes,” he said, “I do. My father taught me.” “Good. What comes after three?” “Four,” answers the boy. “What comes after six?” “Seven.” “Very good,” says the teacher. “Your dad did a fine job. What comes after ten?” “A jack.”