A guy walks into a bar. “Ouch” he said ahahahahahahaha

Þessi virkar reyndar 100 sinnum betur sagður en skrifaður: John walks into his local pub and the first thing he sees is his friend, Joe, sitting at a table and on the table there is this tiny little midget, about 30 cm tall, playing a tiny little piano. Staring at the midget in amazement, John asks Joe: “Where did you get that little fella?” Joe: “From this old guy at the back who grants all wishes” John: “There is a guy back there that grants all wishes?? Wow I gotta check that out!!” John...