To German spies had been assigned to infiltrate Brittain during WWII. They had taken excessive english courses so that they could blend in with the Brits. When they finaly got into England, they headed straight to the nearest pub, ´couse thats where folklore can be learned and such. They sit at the bar and say, “We would like two martinis, please.” In their most sophisticated english. The bartender replies, “Dry martini coming up.” “NEIN, TZWEI!” yells the other spy, blowing his cover....