CHOOSE ARSENAL. CHOOSE OVERBEARING ARROGANCE. CHOOSE TO SEE YOURSELVES AS ONE OF THE GIANTS OF CONTINENTAL FOOTBALL WHEN YOU'VE NEVER EVEN REACHED A EUROPEAN CUP SEMI-FINAL IN YOUR ENTIRE HISTORY. CHOOSE SYSTEMATIC DIRTY PLAY AND CALLING IT “COMPETITIVENESS”. CHOOSE THE MOST STAGED, CONTRIVED, UP-YOUR-OWN-AR$ES GOAL CELEBRATIONS EVER WITNESSED. CHOOSE HAVING THE UGLIEST MAN ON EARTH AS YOUR CENTRE-BACK AND THE SECOND UGLIEST AS YOUR MANAGER. CHOOSE WINNING TWO CHAMPIONSHIPS IN ELEVEN SEASONS...