Jæja. God: What color are your eyes? Me: red God: Do you mean your eyes are bloodshot? Me: no,, they are red. God: Are you serious? red are they. Me: Yes, they are. God: Groovy. Since when? Me: Since I was born. God: How do you know? Me: Becouse my parents told me. God: Interesting explanation. Such an original name! Me: What, ? God: Are you surprised? Me: no,, what is my name? God: Your name is Svetlana, seeker. Me: hehe..okay… But,, Come to the dark side, we have cookies… God: I get it....