“Sixteen Again” Feeling like I'm almost sixteen again Layin' ‘round doing nothing like all my friends Play it cool don’t get angry count up to ten Just like I was sixteen again Everybody gets the lowdown right from the start Everybody gets the showdown right from the heart But that's all that's on the menu and life's a la carte I don't know Things in life are not played for keeps If it makes you happy it'll make you weep And if you want some more practical advice If you can't think once then...