Every Jew Down in Jewville Liked Hanukkah a lot, But some Putz, Who lived just East of Jewville, Did not! That Putz hated Hanukkah! The whole holiday season! Now, please don't ask why, no one quite knows the reason. It could be that his bomb wasn't strapped on quite right. It could be, perhaps, that his turban was too tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all May have been that his beard was two sizes too small. But, Whatever the reason, His beard or his turban, He stood there on...