Jack Bauer er betri. Bauerize (also Bauerise) v. 1. The act destroying someone or something in a dramatic fashion in order to save the country or the world. “The terrorist was Bauerized.” You don't play with Jack Bauer action figures, they play with you. If Jack says “I just want to talk to him/her” and that him/her is you… well amigo, you're fucked Jack Bauer often has to deal with Canadian terrorists, but these events are not televised. If they were, the show would be called “2”. John...