Reg: If you want to join the People's Front of Judea, you have to really hate the Romans. Brian: I do! Reg: Oh yeah, how much? Brian: A lot! Reg: Right, you're in. Brian: Have I got a big nose, Mum? Brian?s mother: Stop thinking about sex! Brian: I wasn't! Brian?s mother: You're always on about it. “Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small? ”