Martin Luther was a German fellow who pinned a note on a church door that said, “Hang on a minute!” Actually, he was German so, “Ein minuten bitte!” -Eddie Izzard I like my coffee hot and strong, like I like my women, hot and strong… with a spoon in them. -Eddie Izzard The American national anthem I've noticed is a bit hazy in the middle. Cause you start strong and you finish strong, but the middle bit's a bit: (to the tune of the national anthem, where the words are “and the rockets red...