Nýlega var til umræðu í Ríkissjónvarpinu frumvarp til laga um breytingar á leyfilegu áfengismagni í blóði við akstur bifreiða. Skoðanir voru skiptar en málflutningur fulltrúa lögreglumanna og þá sérstaklega Ragnheiðar Davíðsdóttur vakti athylgi mína. Hún hefur langa og sára reynslu í starfi sem lögregluþjónn af afleiðingum ölvunaraksturs og hefur um árabil reynt að vekja athylgi almennings á alvöru áfengisneyslu við akstur. Ég hef um árabil verið lánsöm við akstur eigin bifreiðar,...

Hefurðu séð baksíðuna á Dagblaðinu þann 11.03.1998? þar eru tvær stuttar fréttir um að lögreglan hafi tekið unga fíkniefnaneytendur í Kópavogi. Það eru því miður daglega fréttir af fíkniefnaneytendum í dagblöðunum. En þetta er mjög sláandi þarna á baksíðu dagblaðsins, tvö ungmenni tekin með fíkniefni og eða tæki sem notuð eru til neyslu þeirra, sama daginn í Kópavogi. Er þá ástand þessarra mála verra í Kópavogi en annars staðar? Það er það sem enginn veit. Hér í Kópavogi er afar lítil...

1. How can you tell if you are having a super orgasm? Your husband wakes up….. 2. What´s a man´s view of safe sex? A padded headboard… 3. Why did God create man? Because a vibrator cannot mow the lawn 4. How can you tell if a man is dead? He stays stiff for more than 2 minutes… 5. Why were men given larger brains than dogs? So they wouldn´t hump women´s leg at cocktail parties… 6. How do you brainwash a man? Give him an enema… 7. Why are men like laxatives? They both irritate the shit out of...

Big chief lived his whole life and never farted in his enrtire life. So getting on in age he decided he would try. He went down to the local store and said “Big chief no fart” “Hhmmm” said the pimply faced clerk “here is a can of beans, Eat these and you will fart” Next day Big chief comes in and says “ Big Chief no fart” “hmmm” sais the clerk “ Here is 4 cans of beans THIS should do it!” nothing. This went on for about a week each time he ate more and more beans. Finally The clerk said...

A guy dies and wakes up to find he is in hell. He's really depressed as he stands in the processing line waiting to talk to an admittance counselor. He thinks to himself “I know I lead a wild life but I wasn't that bad. I never thought it would come to this.” Looking up he sees that it is his turn to be admitted to hell. With fear and a heavy heart, he walks up to the counselor. COUNSELOR: What's the problem, you look depressed? GUY: Well, what do you think? I'm in hell. COUNSELOR: Hell's...

Three nuns die in a car crash and are incinerated. They arrive at the pearly gates to be told by St Peter that they are a week early and can't enter heaven for another week. The nuns are a bit peeved about this as they have lead virtuous lives, so St Peter offers to make it up to them by sending them back to earth for a week as anyone they like since they can't go back to their own bodies. So they can have another week on earth without there actions being recorded in the great ledger against...

This young lady walks into a pet store to buy a parrot. The guy behind the counter says that he only has one and that it's a real “smart-ass”, with a vulgar vocabulary and rude temperment. The woman says “thats OK I know how to handle assholes like that, I want the parrot anyhow”. So the woman gets the bird home puts it in her room, and starts to get ready for bed. Just as she gets her slacks off the parrot says: “AWK… NICE LEGS BABY” Well the the woman isn't gonna take this shit so she...

Þegar Jónas var kominn á efri ár ætlaði hann að gifta sig í annað sinn. Hann hafði áhyggjur af því að þetta gæti gert honum einhvern miska, og því fór hann til læknis síns og spurði hann ráða. “Hvað ertu orðinn gamall, Jónas minn?” spurði læknirinn. “65 ára,” segir hann. “Hvaða ráðleggingar geturðu gefið mér,læknir?” “Eina heilræðið sem ég get gefið þér,” sagði læknirinn, “er að fá inn leigjanda.” Með það fór Jónas aftur heim. Fimm mánuðum seinna hittast þeir aftur, Jónas og læknirinn. “Sæll...