“6.26 million viewers” á einn Enterprise þátt. Og síðan er verið að reyna að halda fram að það horfi enginn á þetta!!!<br><br>——————— Live Long and Prospe

A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular attrition of the weakest members. In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but...

0- Stone cold sober. Brain as sharp as an army bayonet. 1- Still sober. Pleasure senses activated. Feeling of well-being. 2- Beer warming up head. Crisps are ordered. Barmaid complimented on choice of blouse. Barmen complimented on nice trousers. 3- Crossword in newspaper is filled in. After a while blanks are filled with random letters and numbers. 4- Barmaid complimented on choice of bra/Barmen complimented on his boxers. Partially visible when bending to get packets of crisps. Try to...

Three blondes are walking in the woods. They come across a set of tracks. The 1st blonde looks closely and says: “Those are moose tracks”. The 2nd blonde crouches down and examines the tracks. “No, those are rabbit tracks,” she says. The 3rd blonde gets down on her hands and knees, checking the tracks very closely. “You're both wrong,” she says. “Those are tiger tracks.” They began to argue about exactly what type of tracks they had found. They were still arguing when the train hit them....

A blonde went into a electronic store and she asked on of the staff how much a tv was. The staff said “sorry we dont sell to blondes.” She went home and the next day she came back as a brunette. She asked one of the staff “how much is that tv?” He said “sorry we dont sell to blondes.” She went home. The next day, she came back as a red head and she asked one of the staff “how much is this tv? He said ”sorry we dont sell to blondes.“ She said ”I have come back here as a brunette and a red...

There is a mirror in a women's restroom in a restauraunt. If you say something truthful while looking into the mirror, you will receive 1 wish. If you say some that's not truthful the mirror will suck you in. First this fine looking brunette walks in. She takes a look at herself in the mirror and says, “I think I'm the prettiest women in the world.” And just like that she's sucked in. Next this amazingly beautiful redhead women saunters in, looks in the mirror, and says, “I think I'm the...

1) The waterproof towel 2) Solar powered torch 3) Submarine screen door 4) A book on how to read 5) Inflatable dart board 6) A dictionary index 7) Ejector seat in a helicopter 8) Powdered water 9) Pedal-powered wheel chair 10)Waterproof tea bag <br><br>——————— Live Long and Prospe

Mér finnst stjórnendur þessa áhugamáls ekki vera allveg nógu virkir. Kannski er það bara vegna þess að ekki kemur nóg efni inn, ég bara veit það ekki. Annars er frágangur á því fínn, bara ekki nógu oft skipt um hluti á forsíðu. (Nú fæ ég að heyra það:)<br><br>——————— Live Long and Prospe

Toppurinn á sjálfsöryggi: Mýfluga sem flýtur á bakinu niður Ölfusá með standpínu, öskrandi opnið brúna, oppnniðð helvítis brúnaaaa!!!<br><br>——————— Live Long and Prospe

Óska eftir lögfræðingsáliti á að hvort sé hægt að kæra þann sem bjó til körfuboltaauglýsingu þar sem notað er efni frá Tolkien.<br><br>——————— Live Long and Prospe

Nú er Uss Saga látin. Hvíl í friði<br><br>Live Long and Prospe

http://www.lagmarksriki.is/efni/sogumolar/302 Veit samt að þetta er bara önnur hliðin, en áhugverð samt<br><br>Live Long and Prospe

Ja fyrr má nú rota en dauðrota, rúv mun endursýna Enterprise á laugardögum, Takk Ruv, mæli líka með að Ruv sýni Star Trek frá UPPHAFI

Fín mynd, Svoldið öðruvísi hlutverk en Mel Gibson er vanur, en hann stendur sig samt vel. Þetta er EKKI hasar mynd heldur meira svona mynd sem byggir hægt og rólega upp spennuna og óttann við það sem þú þekkir ekki, enda tel ég að það verði margir sem verða fúlir yfir því að hafa eytt peningum og tíma í að sjá hana, en fyrir hugsandi fólk er hún fín og ágætis skemmtun, er samt ekki endilega mynd sem er nauðsynlegt að sjá í bíó