Leoncie is a genius at writing lyrics which have such passion and impact. She enjoys saying she' s the nuclear sex-bomb from India and laughs heartily. Her friends agree. There's the humour again! My deepest appreciation goes to KODA in Denmark (Danish composers association) for their willingness in wanting to finance Love Messages. However, By that time the CD was made entirely by Leoncie. In the Music Industry where bribes and connections, sex and ?? are used by talentless people to get...

Jack Daniel's makes your list of Most Admired People. You think Genitalia is an Italian airline. You wonder how service stations keep their rest rooms so clean. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, Hey, y'all watch this! You've got more than one brother named ‘Darryl.’ You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. You go to your family reunion looking for a date. The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than...

These are real standing laws from around the United States of America. Hope you enjoy them and remember, Law Enforcement is no Joke! Alabama: 1. It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Alaska: 1. It is illegal to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. Arkansas: 1. A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. 2. Flirtation between the members of the opposite sex on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30 day jail term. California:...

Top 10 reasons computers must be male 10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 9. A better model is always just around the corner. 8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home. 7. It is always necessary to have a backup. 6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons. 5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play. 4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 3. The lights are on but nobody's home. 2. Big power surges knock...

An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says: “Ah, you're an engineer, but you worked for a high-tech startup company and got rich. You had your good life, you can't come in here.” So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators. The...

Making the most of your IT department 1. When IT say they're coming right over, log out and go for coffee. It's no problem for us to remember 700 network passwords. 2. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, bowling trophies and children's art. We don't have a life, and we find it deeply moving to catch a fleeting glimpse of yours. 3. When IT send you an e-mail with high importance,...

Tilefni þessarar greinar er umræðan um Spaugstofuna. Eftir að hafa lesið það allt fannst mér ég verða að leggja eitthvað til málanna. Ég horfi þó nokkuð á sjónvarp og verð bara að segja að íslenst dagskrárefni er bara hreinlega ekki áhorfandi. Að Ríkið(ég og þú) skuli eyða peningum í það er bara hreint og beint glæpur. Þó má undanskilja íslenskar bíómyndir, enda yfirleitt um einkafjármagn að hluta til í þeim. Einnig þó að einkareknarstöðvar séu að sýna innlenda framleiðslu, þá er það ansi...

Þessi eilífa spurning um hvort Hann/Hún sé til. Ég lenti sjálfur í mjög alvarlegu bílslysi fyrir um 13 mánuðum, ég slapp á lífi (eins og þið getið séð). Málið er bara það að átti ég að fallast á bæn þegar ég rankaði við mér á sjúkrahúsi og þakka einhverju sem er ekki til? Ég var nátturulega með þessa barnatrú þegar ég var yngri og var meiri segja altarisdrengur, en eftir því sem maður hefur lifað lengur að þá hefur trúin breyst. Á eftir barnatrúnni fór ég að trúa því að þá væri til æðri...

A new missionary recruit went to Venezuela for the first time. He was struggling with the language and didn't understand a whole lot of what was going on. Intending to visit one of the local churches, he got lost, but eventually got back on track and found the place. Having arrived late, the church was already packed. The only pew left was the one on the front row. So as not to make a fool of himself, he decided to pick someone out of the crowd to imitate. He chose to follow the man sitting...

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. “Reverend,” she said, “I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?” “I have an idea,” said the minister. “Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg.” In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this,...

Postman Pat It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the post through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a gift cheque for $500. At the second house they presented him fine Cuban cigars in an 18-carat gold box. The folks at the third house handed him a case of 30-year old Scotch whisky. At the...

Ekki sé ég fram á að kjósa í þessum kosningum sem framundan eru, frekar en þeim sem hafa fram farið. Ef það kæmi nú fram flokkur sem setti ekki sjálfan sig í fremsta sæti (og vini flokksins) þegar kemur að því að nota fjármuni ríkisins, þá væri maður tilbúinn að kjósa. Einnig flokk sem segir nei við ESB, ég hef það sterka skoðun á því máli að ég tel að þeir sem vilja inngöngu þangað séu hreinlega föðurlandssvikarar, og stjórnmálamenn sem vilja það ættu að segja af sér. Kannski tekið...