Everybody who has a dog calls him “Rover” or “Boy”. I call my dog “Sex”. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to get his license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said, “I'd like to have one too.” Then I said, “But this is a dog.” He said I didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, “You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 year old.” He said I must have been quite a kid. When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with...