The Coffin - Are you a dead man? - No, I most certainly am not. Why do you ask? - Well, you have a coffin under you arm! - Does one have to be dead to have a coffin undir his arm - Not at all. Infact it is more common to see a dead man inside a coffin, than with it under his arm. - Yes, well, this is my coffin all the same, paid for it and all, but I assure you that I am alive and kicking. - But if your so full of spirit then why did you buy yourself a coffin? - Oh, I didn't buy it for me. I...