A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of the cooler. The little boy asked, “grandpa, can I have a beer?” Grandpa replied, “Can your dick touch your ass?” The little boy answered no. Grandpa said, “Then you´re not man enough to have a beer.” A little later the old man lights up a cigar. The little boy asked. “Grandpa, can I have a cigar?” Once again, grandpa asked, “Can your dick touch your ass?” The little boy answered...