What did the horse say when he fell? “I''ve fallen and I can''t giddy up!” ————————————————- Don't Make Me Bible Belt You A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. “I'll make a deal with you,” said his father. “You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut, and then we'll talk.” A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car....