1. You're a Bitch. 2. When asked ‘Is something bothering you?’ you reply ‘no,’ then get pissed off when you are believed. 3. You become attracted to someone because he is outgoing and loves parties, start dating him, and immediately expect him to stop this behaviour. 4. You always take an hour longer than promised to prepare for the evening. 5. You always hide very important events in very unimportant terms so you can have something to be pissed about when your boyfriend declines because he...

Ætli sé ekki best að planta þessu hérna þar sem USA getur nú stundum verið einn brandari.. If a woman burns her thighs on a hot coffee she was holding in her lap while driving, she blames the restaurant. If your teenage son kills himself, you blame rock and roll music or the musician he liked. If you smoke three packs of cigarettes a day for forty years and you die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco companies. If your teenage daughter gets pregnant by the football captain, you...