“Whenever you lose something, it's always in the last place you look.” ~ Captain Obvious on Loss “It does exactly what is says on the tin.” ~ Captain Obvious on Ronseal “100% of people who breathe air die.” ~ Captain Obvious on air “The sky is blue.” ~ Captain Obvious on the sky “The grass is green.” ~ Captain Obvious on the grass “He was a good player.” ~ Captain Obvious on Michael Jordan “She's promiscuous, and...