Poor guy A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:… “Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in...

Einu sinni var ömmugömul sveskja að róla. Alltaf þegar hún var í róluni fékk hún ælupest og ældi yfir allt Kína. Þá kom grátandi ælupest og át ælupestina úr sveskjunni. Núna var ömmugamla sveskjan orðin svöng, svo hún fór heim til pabba afa síns og borðaði pabbagömul kex og afagamlar kökur. Núna var ömmugamla sveskjan orðinn södd. Hún fór þá aftur í róluna og fór að róla sér. En þegar hún fékk ælupestina þá ældi hún uppí munninn á sér og varð svo ælublaut að hún nennti ekki lengur að fara í...

There was a time before christ.Where the darkness ruled,where the dragons flyed and where the ligth was only safe in the little temple hidden in the ground.That temple was the temple of the god of all dragons.Zeck!There was one dragon that was the most aggressive of them all.His name was Lei.The son of the old man in the temple had the name Arnarosa.The god that Figthed against the darkness had aslo the name Arnarosa.The sword of destiny was theyr sword that would safe them all when the...