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Who turned America's best TV show into a cartoon? (17 álit)

í Teiknimyndir fyrir 21 árum, 9 mánuðum

Þessi grein er á http://slate.msn.com/id/2078501/ Einnig eru að birtast margar greinar á netinu núna út af því að þáttur nr. 300 er að koma út nú um helgina, yfirlit yfir þær er á http://www.snpp.com Who turned America's best TV show into a cartoon? By Chris Suellentrop At some point during its 14-year run, The Simpsons turned into one of the best sitcoms on television-and that's not a compliment. At one time, to call The Simpsons the best show on Fox would have been a vast understatement;...

óhepni (3 álit)

í Bílar fyrir 21 árum, 10 mánuðum

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Season 3 DVD (1 álit)

í Teiknimyndir fyrir 21 árum, 10 mánuðum

Season 3 DVD safnið kemur út í Þýskalandi þann 25. október næstkomandi. Nánari upplýsingar á Amazon.de einnig er þar diskur sem eingöngu var framleiddur fyrir svæði 2 og 4 sem heitir “Risky buisness”. Vonandi styttist semsagt í þetta hérna.

Bifreiðaskrá (3 álit)

í Bílar fyrir 21 árum, 10 mánuðum

Kemst maður einhverstaðar í bifreiðaskrá á netinu? Og er það þá ókeypis? Bjarki

Það er til fólk sem vill banna jeppa!!!! :-( (9 álit)

í Bílar fyrir 21 árum, 10 mánuðum

Ja, ekkir er nú öll vitleysan eins! Þetta er heimasíða samtaka sem vill banna jeppa vegna þess að þeir eyða miklu bensíni og þá græða olíufurstarnir meira og þá fá hryðjuverkamennirnir meiri pening. http://www.thedetroitproject.com/

copy/paste THE TEN BEST TOOLS OF ALL TIME (1 álit)

í Bílar fyrir 21 árum, 11 mánuðum

Fannst þetta frekar eiga heima hér en í bröndurunum. Eflaust hafa einhverjir séð þetta áður en ég get allveg fullvissað ykkur um að þessi listi stendur fyrir sínu. THE TEN BEST TOOLS OF ALL TIME By J. William Lam, Stockton, CA Forget the Snap-On Tools truck; it's never there when you need it. Besides, there are only ten things in this world you need to fix any car, any place, any time. 1. Duct Tape: Not just a tool, a veritable Swiss Army knife in stickum and plastic. It's safety wire, body...

MJÖG pirrandi prentunar bögg (3 álit)

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Ég er með win2000 og það kemur mjög oft fyrir að þegar ég ætla að prenta kemur ekki neitt úr prentaranum þó svo að prentarinn birtist í systray. Það sem virðist vera að er að priority er set á 1. Hvernig fæ ég windowsið til að setja það alltaf á 99 ? ———- Ef að þú bindur brauð með sultu á bakið á ketti .. og lætur detta niður á gólf .. myndi þá kötturinn lenda á fótunum?

Hvernig pirra skal alvöru yankee (4 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 22 árum

1. Take your own sweet time when doing ANYTHING. 2. Pronounce all one-syllable words with two. 3. When giving directions, finish with “and it's right down yonder on the left.” Confuses the mess out of ‘em. 4. Talk REAL slow, and ask them to speak more slowly so you can understand what they’re saying. 5. When they talk nostalgically about the North, tell ‘em “Delta’s ready when you are!” 6. Talk loudly and often about SEC football or ACC basketball. 7. Refer to every soft drink as a Coke....

reglur suðursins (0 álit)

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1. Save all manner of bacon grease. If it can't be fried in bacon grease, it ain't worth cooking, let alone eating. 2. Just because one can drive on snow and ice does not mean we can't stay home the two days of the year it snows. 3. If you do run your car into a ditch, don't panic. Four men in the cab of a four wheel drive with a 12-pack of beer and a tow chain will be along shortly. Don't try to help them. Just stay out of their way. This is what they live for. 4. Don't be surprised to find...

copy paste: veikindamiðar (2 álit)

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Actual School Absence Excuse Notes These are excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country. 1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. 2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. 3. Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33. 4. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating. 5. Please excuse Roland from P.E....

copy paste: lifeboat (0 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 22 árum, 1 mánuði

The Lifeboat One day there were two drunks on a boat drinking beer. All of a sudden, a big storm approached. It tossed the boat from here to there, up and down, left and right. When it passed, the drunks were stranded in a life boat for a few days. Just when they thought it was all over, one of the men spotted a bottle floating next to the life boat. He retrieved it from the ocean and, after giving it a quick rub, a genie popped out. “I am a genie, and I will grant you one wish,” said the...

The DD (1 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 22 árum, 1 mánuði

A police officer, who was hoping to catch someone being drunk, waited outside a bar. Now most bars close at midnight…… so he parked himself right around the bar and waited for someone to come out drunk and try to drive. Sure enough, at 11:45 PM a man came stumbling out of the bar. It took him 5 minutes to get to his car and another five to turn the car on. The police officer sensed victory and let the man start driving. He pulled the man over only 50 feet away from the Tavern. He walked up...

copy paste: Little old lady (5 álit)

í Húmor fyrir 22 árum, 1 mánuði

The Little Old Lady A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter where she told the check out girl, “Nothing but the best for my little kitten.” The girl at the cash register said, “I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat.” The little old lady went...

Er hægt að tékka á því hvort útgáfan þekki vélbúnaðin (2 álit)

í Linux fyrir 22 árum, 2 mánuðum

Þannig er mál með vexti að ég á suse 7.1. Keypti mér svo nýja tölvu og ætlaði að installa því en fékk kernel panic. Þannig að áður en ég næ mér í nýja útgáfu, hvort sem það verður redhat eða suse þá vildi ég vita hvort það sé til eitthvað forrit sem tékkar græjurnar af áður en hasarin byrjar. ———- Ef að þú bindur brauð með sultu á bakið á ketti .. og lætur detta niður á gólf .. myndi þá kötturinn lenda á fótunum?