IN BRAUNAU IN AUSTRIA BORN AND RAISED IN VIENNA WAS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS CHILLIN OUT, MAXING, RELAXING ALL COOL AND THINKING OF WAYS TO ANNIHILATE THE JEWS WHEN A COUPLE OF KIKES WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD STARTED RAISING LOANS IN MY NEIGHBOURHOOD I SET UP ONE LITTLE CAMP AND THE RUSSIANS GOT SCARED THEY SAID ‘IF YOU INVADE POLAND CAN WE AT LEAST SHARE?’ I WHISTLED FOR MY CAR AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR THE LICENSE PLATE SAID “FUHRER” AND EVA BRAUN WAS IN THE REAR IN GERMANY FUCKING YOUR OWN...