100 yard breast stroke race.. A blonde, brunette, and redhead were standing on the edge of the pool ready for the 100 yard breast stroke race… The starter shot the pistol and the three dove into the water and began swimming. A few minutes later, the brunette finished and jumped out of the water. Then the redhead. About twenty minutes later, the blonde emerged. They awarded the gold to the brunette, the silver to the redhead, and the bronze to the blonde. As they placed the medal around her...

I Must Call My Mom A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland. When the man tells her it will be $300 she exclaims, “I don't have any money. But I would do anything to get a message to my mother in Poland.” To that the man asks, “Anything?” And the blonde says “Yes…anything!” With that, the man says “Follow me.” He walks into the next room and tells her, “Come in and close the door.” She does!! He then says, “Get on your knees.” She does. He then...

Horseback Riding A blonde named Anna had a near death experience. The other day when she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. She tried with all her might to hang on, but was thrown off. Just when things could not possibly get worse, her foot got caught in the stirrup. When this happened, she fell head first to the ground. Her head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down. Just as she was giving up...