so let me tell you how this all came to be I'm doin' this here rap for your safety so all you kids don't mess up like me and be disowned by your family so check it, this is how it all began I was chillin', eatin' some raisin bran I decided it was time to get a tan so I grabbed my scissors and then I ran I forgot my house was two stories tall I missed the first step and began to fall What happened next I could not recall I was impaled by the scissors and thats not all I thought I could get...