Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Older Woman: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner....

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Older Woman: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner....

Hinn fullkomni dagur í lífi EKTA kvenmanns! 8:15 Vakna við að vera föðmuð og kysst 8:30 Er 5kg léttari en í gær 8:45 Morgunmat í rúmið, múslí og ávexti 9:15 Fara í heitt bað og hlusta á kenny G 10:00 Léttar æfingar í líkamsræktarstöðini með myndarlega og fyndna þjálfaranum. 10:30 Hand-, andlit- og fótsnyrting á rándyrri snyrtistofu 12:00 Fara á kaffihús með bestu vinkonunum 12:45 Sé kærustu fyrrverandi kærasta míns… hún hefur fitnað um 15kg! 13:00 Versla með vinkonunum og það er endalaus...

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A man gets home, screeches his car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of his lungs.. “Honey, pack your bags, I won the lottery” The wife says “Oh my God, No Shit!! ! Wow! What do you think I should pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?” The husband yells back. “It doesn't matter… Just get the fuck out”