anonymous
ANIME KILLED MY MOTHER, AND RAPED MY FATHER! WE MUST STOP IT NOW!!!! (CRUIS CONTROL)

Anime, The best thing for teens… It gives us teenagers a sense of reality, love, drama, and most importantly… a heart! unlike the adults signing this petition (http://www.petitiononline.com/cutiepie/petition.html) its TERRIBLE, it sickens me! Japan is NOT dark, evil country.

To: George Bush
Here in America, we live in a climate of moral decay. What is the cause of this? It is called “anime”. Anime is a perverse, evil, insiduous form of animation from the dark land of Japan (w0000t?!? fordómar dauðans), and is corrupting America's youth at unprecedented rates. Here are a few examples of anime which are circulating on the Internet and may very well be in your home:

1) Ah My Goddess: A sick and disgusting show which causes children under the age of 18 to think they are capable of love(Ó shit we must inform the elderly). The main female character is clearly under 18, and is forced into a romantic relationship by an older man who “wishes” for her to be his girlfriend forever. He even KISSES her(Ó NEI!!!!!!!!!11 Brennum hann!!!), and she appears NAKED. That poor girl must be so confused(jamm…. HÚN ER EKKI TIL Í ALVÖRU!!!).

2) Love Hina: I'm not even going to mention the unspeakable, disgusting, pedophilic, pornograhpic events which transpire during this show, but suffice it to say, groups of young men on Love Hina-fueled rampages are raping children at a level unheard of since the 60s. (Are you sure? Are you REEEEALY sure?)

If you are a parent or a decent human being, I urge you to sign this petition to ban all forms of anime in the United States. Anyone who is found in possesion of anime should be arrested and jailed for an exhorbant period of time.(aðeins of öfgakennt… nei ekki aðeins heldur ÓEÐLILEGA ÓGEÐSLEGA ÞÚ ÁTT AÐ DREPAST F***ING BELJAN ÞÍN!!!! öfgakennt) Anime is a dark scourge upon our beautiful nation, and we don't need this Japanese filth corrupting the hearts of the children. (Já bráðlega mun fólk stofna anime her og drepa alla eða eitthvað í þá áttina ef þetta verður ekki stoppað…)

As a resonsible Christian, I demand to see this garbage removed from our nation. Please sign this petition and send it to George Bush, your Congressman, and the makers/distributors of anime filth and depravity. (Þú er hálfviti þú ert ógeeeeeðslegur hálfviti það er ekki anime-inu að kenna að þú ert lamin/n af hinum leikskólakrökkunum)

Do the right thing.