Hér er ljóð sem er eftir Gaius Valerius Catullus sem var samið fyrir 2000 árum.
Hér er hægt að lesa meira:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catullus_16

og svo að sjálfsögðu ljóðið:


I'm gonna fuck you guys up the ass and shove my cock down your throats,
yes, you, Aurelius—you fucking cocksucker—and you too, Furius, you faggot!
Just because my verses are tender doesn't mean
that I've gone all soft. Sure, a poet should focus
on writing poetry and not on sex; but does that
mean they can't write about sex? If a poem is
in good taste, well-written and erotic,
it can give massive boners to hairy old men,
not just to horny teenagers. You think I'm a sissy just because I write about thousands of kisses?
I'm gonna fuck you guys up the ass and shove my cock down your throats!