I once had my own donkey
its name was Honkey Donkey
We went out to play
I said “sit” and I said “lay”

But Honkey didn´t lay down
I stood there like a clown
my Donkey didn´t sit
not even a little bit

A man came straight to us
after taking the bus
and said:“This is a monkey”.
I said:“ yes, my Honkey Donkey”
He said:“It´s not a dog playing with tool
so don´t be like a fool”.