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Angry mother on computer games:
“….Life doesn´t have a Reset button!”
Lazlow: “No, but this show does! (Presses button, cutting the mother off) Ahh… I love that button!”
-Lazlow, Chatterbox FM, Grand Theft Auto 3


Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
If only women came with pull-down menus and online help.
Access denied–nah nah na nah nah!
Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..
24 hours in a day…24 beers in a case…coincidence?
Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
Press any key… no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
Hit any user to continue.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?
A)bort, R)etry, I)gnore, V)alium?
Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
Press Any key to continue. Where is the Any key?