1.It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses
2.If I'm not back in five minutes… wait longer!
3.As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!
4.Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
5.This one time, at band camp
6.People who talk in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.
7. His parents gotta be decent people if they named their son Gaylord Focker
8.I may not know karate, but I sure know crazy!
9. Weddings? I love weddings. Drinks all around!
10.When a man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!
gangi ykkur vel ;D
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world.. She walks into mine