Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh… sh… sh… ships.
Rocco: I got to buy you a proverb book or something, because this mix ‘n’ match shit's got to go.
Doc: What?
Connor: Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it?
Murphy: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.
Connor, Murphy: And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patris, et filii…
[they cock their guns]
Connor, Murphy: …et spiritus sancti.
[blam]
Doc: Why don't you make like a tree, and get the fuck outta here?
Rocco: Fucking… What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking… How did you two fucking fucks…
[shouts]
Rocco: fuck!
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
-boondock saints
Seth: I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fuckin' bastard.
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Kate: Kate. What's yours?
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[sniffs]
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Kate: Where are you taking us?
Richie: Mexico.
Kate: What's in Mexico?
Richie: Mexicans