THERE WERE 5 GUYS, THEY WERE VERY GOOD FRIENDS. THEY HAD THEIR OWN BAND AND THEY WERE VERY POPULAR WITH THEIR FAN BASE, THEIR NAMES WERE MARILYN MANSON, TWIGGY RAMIREZ, ZIM ZUM,GINGER FISH, AND MADONNA WAYNE GACY. ONE DAY TWIGGY WENT SHOPPING AND ON THE WAY BACK HE SAW A TURKEY FOR SALE, SO HE BOUGHT IT AND CALLED IT “GOBBLES THE FIRST.” WHEN HE CAME HOME GINGER SAID “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?” AND TWIGGY SAID “DUH! ITS A TURKEY, WHAT ELSE CAN IT BE,” AND GINGER SAID “I KNOW THAT, BUT WHY IS IT HERE?” TWIGGY SAID “BECAUSE IT WAS FOR SALE,” AND MARILYN ASKED “WHAT'S ITS NAME?” AND TWIGGY SAID “GOBBLES THE FIRST,” AND GINGER ASKED “WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT?” AND TWIGGY SAID “I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT SOUNDS COOL.” SO THEN TWIGGY WENT INTO THE KITCHEN TO FEED THE TURKEY, BUT HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO FEED IT, SO HE ASKED MARILYN “MARILYN, WHAT DO TURKEYS EAT?” AND MARILYN SAID “I DON'T KNOW, JUST GIVE IT SOME LEFTOVER PIZZA AND SOME CHIPS,” AND TWIGGY SAID “GOOD IDEA! WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU?” AND GINGER SAID “PROBABLY STILL WORKING IN THAT MUSIC SHOP AND NO CLUE WHAT TO DO.” SO HE FED THE TURKEY, LATER ON IT WAS GETTING LATE AND TWIGGY SAID “ME AND GOBBLES THE FIRST ARE GOING TO HIT THE SACK!” BUT THE TWIGGY ASKED “WHERE SHOULD I PUT THE TURKEY?” AND ZIM SAID “HOW ABOUT A LAUNDRY BASKET,” AND TWIGGY SAID “GREAT IDEA” AND ZIM SAID “I WASN'T SERIOUS” AND TWIGGY SAID “OH WELL, IT WAS A GOOD IDEA THOUGH.” SO TWIGGY GOT A LAUNDRY BASKET AND PUT THE TURKEY IN THERE, AND GINGER ASKED “AREN'T YOU GOING TO PUT PAJAMAS ON IT?” AND TWIGGY SAID “I ALREADY DID” AND GINGER SAID “OH MY GOD, YOU ARE THE BIGGEST DORK” AND TWIGGY SAID “NO I'M NOT! I'M JUST SPECIAL!” THE NEXT MORNING TWIGGY GOT UP AND MADE IT BREAKFAST, SCRAMBLED EGGS AND BACON. LATER ON GINGER CAME IN AND SAID “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU RETARDED?” AND TWIGGY SAID “WHAT? IT GETS HUNGRY LIKE US TOO YOU KNOW,” AND GINGER SAID “I KNOW BUT IT DOESN'T EAT HOME COOKED MEALS LIKE US.” SO THEN GINGER WENT TO GET SOMETHING TO DRINK AND WHEN HE TURNED AROUND TWIGGY GAVE THE TURKEY A NEWSPAPER TO READ, AND GINGER SAID “DO YOU HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE? TURKEYS DON'T READ” AND TWIGGY SAID “THIS ONE DOES!” THEN MARILYN CAME IN AND ASKED “WHERE'S MY NEWSPAPER?” AND GINGER SAID “TWIGGY GAVE IT TO THE TURKEY TO READ” AND MARILYN ASKED “WHY?” AND GINGER SAID “LISTEN YOU NEED TO GET HIM HELP HE'S LIKE RETARDED OR SOMETHING?” THEN TWIGGY SAID “I HEARD THAT AND I'M NOT RETARDED! I'M SPECIAL!” AND GINGER SAID “I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO START WITH YOU!”

LATER ON TWIGGY WENT FOR A WALK WITH GOBBLES, HE DRESSED HIM UP IN A MATCHING DRESS AND PUT A LEASE ON HIM. THEY WALKED TO THE PARK, THEN TWIGGY WAS GOING TO SIT DOWN AND HE LET GO OF THE LEASE AND A DOG CAME RUNNING AND THE TURKEY GOT UPSET SO IT RAN AWAY. TWIGGY WAS CHASING IT AND SCREAMING “COME BACK GOBBLES THE FIRST!” WHILE HE WAS RUNNING HE TRIPPED OVER A CRACK AND FELL IN THE FOUNTAIN, HE WAS WET AND CRYING BUT THEN THERE WERE COINS IN THERE SO HE STOPPED CRYING FOR A WHILE BECAUSE HE WAS BUSY COLLECTING THE MONEY. WHEN HE CAME HOME MADONNA ASKED HIM “WHERE WERE YOU THE WATER PARK?” AND TWIGGY SAID IN A CRYING VOICE “HA HA FUNNY AND NO, GOBBLES THE FIRST RAN AWAY,” AND MADONNA SAID “OH I'M SORRY” AND PUT HIS ARM AROUND HIS SHOULDER, AND TWIGGY SAID “OH THANKS,” SO THEN MADONNA SAID “OK I'M HUNGRY AND ITS YOUR TURN TO PICK UP THE PIZZA” AND TWIGGY SAID “YOU DON'T EVEN CARE” AND MADONNA SAID “YES I DO! BUT I'M HUNGRY,” AND TWIGGY SAID “OK THEN.” WHEN HE PICKED UP THE PIZZA ON THE WAY BACK HE SAW A FLAMINGO FOR SALE SO HE BOUGHT IT. WHEN HE CAME HOME GINGER ASKED “NOW WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?” AND TWIGGY SAID “DUH! ITS A FLAMINGO!” AND GINGER SAID “I KNOW THAT BUT WHY IS IT HERE?” AND TWIGGY SAID “WELL GOBBLES THE FIRST RAN AWAY SO I BOUGHT PINKEY THE FIRST.”

THE NEXT DAY WHEN TWIGGY WAS SLEEPING PINKEY WAS WALKING AROUND THE HOUSE AND IT CAME OVER BY TWIGGY AND BIT HIM IN THE NOSE (THAT'S WHY HIS NOSE IS CROOKED.) SO TWIGGY WAS STILL HALF ASLEEP AND SAID “MARILYN NOT NOW!” AND GINGER COMES IN AND SAYS “WHO ARE YOU TALKING TOO?” AND TWIGGY GETS UP AND LOOKS AND SAYS “OH ITS ONLY YOU GINGER , BUT WHY DID YOU BITE ME?” AND GINGER SAID “IT WAS YOUR DUMB BIRD YOU RETARD!” THEN TWIGGY SAID “OH , AND DON'T CALL HIM A DUMB BIRD IT MAKES HIM FEEL UNWANTED” SO THEN TWIGGY WENT TO LOOK FOR PINKEY THE FIRST. THEN MARILYN CAME IN AND ASKED “WHY IS THE TURKEY A FLAMINGO?” AND GINGER SAID “IT RAN AWAY SO TWIGGY GOT A FLAMINGO” AND MARILYN SAID “OH GOD HERE WE GO AGAIN.” SO THEN TWIGGY WENT INTO THE KITCHEN TO MAKE BREAKFAST FOR HIMSELF AND THE TURKEY. AFTER THAT TWIGGY WENT BACK TO SLEEP SO GINGER AND MARILYN WERE TALKING AND WERE SAYING TO LET THE FLAMINGO GO. SO THEY WENT TO THE ZOO. WHEN THEY GOT THERE THEY PASSED BY THE MONKEYS AND GINGER SAID “LOOK MARILYN , MONKEYS!” AND MARILYN SAID “THAT'S RIGHT , VERY GOOD GINGER NOW WHAT ARE THOSE?” AND GINGER SAID “HAHA VERY FUNNY!” WHEN MARILYN WAS GOING TO GIVE THE FLAMINGO AWAY GINGER WAS AMUSED BY THE MONKEYS AND MAKING FACES AT THEM. THEN MARILYN TURNED AROUND AND SAW HIM AND SAID “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?” AND GINGER SAID “THEIR MAKING FACES AT ME” AND MARILYN SAID “THAT'S WHAT THEY DO WHEN YOU DO THAT TO THEM” SO THEN ONE MONKEY GOT UP AND PICKED UP SOME SCRAPS AND THREW THEM AT GINGER'S FACE. THEN GINGER GOT PISSED AND SAID “OH , SO YOU WANNA START SOMETHING MOTHERFUCKER?” AND MARILYN SAID “COME ON GINGER YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME , AND IT'S ONLY A MONKEY IT DOESN'T UNDERSTAND.” SO THEN GINGER SAID “O.K. I'LL GO , BUT NOT BECAUSE I'M SCARED , BECAUSE I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF SOME BUSINESS.” SO GINGER AND MARILYN WERE WANDERING AROUND AND THEY SAW A BIG AREA WITH FLAMINGO'S SO THEY LET THE FLAMINGO DOWN AND LET IT GO. GINGER THEN STARTED CRYING AND MARILYN SAID “WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CRYING?” AND GINGER SAID “IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL TO SEE IT FREE” AND MARILYN SAID “YOU'RE SUCH A DORK!” ABOUT ONE HOUR LATER THEY RETURNED HOME. WHEN THEY DID TWIGGY SAID “OH NO GUESS WHAT PINKEY THE FIRST RAN AWAY” AND GINGER SAID “NO HE DIDN'T WE LET HIM GO , AND IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL” AND TWIGGY SAID “WHAT!” AND MARILYN SAID “IT WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO LIVE HERE BECAUSE IT NEEDS PROPER CARE” AND TWIGGY SAID “YOU'RE RIGHT” AND GINGER SAID “SO YOU'RE NOT MAD?” AND TWIGGY SAID “NO” AND GINGER SAID “OH COOL.” THEN TWIGGY SAID “SINCE I CAUSED SO MUCH TROUBLE LETS GO OUT TO EAT , AND IT'S ON ME” AND EVERYONE SAID “O.K. COOL LETS GO.” SO THEY WENT TO A RESTAURANT. WHEN THEY GOT THERE THEY WENT TO THERE TABLE AND SAT DOWN. THEN THEY STARTED ORDERING AND SINCE IT WAS A FRENCH RESTAURANT THE MENU WAS WRITTEN IN FRENCH. SO WHEN THE WAITER CAME HE ASKED TWIGGY “WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?” AND TWIGGY SAID “I DON'T KNOW , CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT THE BEST THING ON HERE IS” SO THE WAITER SHOWED HIM AND EVERYONE GOT THE SAME THING. THEN WHEN THE WAITER CAME TWIGGY SAID “DO YOU…LIKE HAVE A WASHROOM CAUSE YOU KNOW I GOTTA TAKE CARE OF SOME PRIVATE BUSINESS” AND THE WAITER SAID “YES THIS WAY SIR” AND TWIGGY SAID “FINALLY , SOMEONE CALLED ME SIR.” AT THE TABLE ZIM ZUM WAS TELLING SOME JOKES AND GINGER WAS LAUGHING SO HARD THAT WHEN HE TOOK A DRINK OF WATER HE TURNED TO ZIM AND STARTED LAUGHING THAT HE SPIT OUT THE WATER ON HIS FACE. SO THEN ZIM SAID “WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?” AND GINGER SAID “OH SORRY , I-I DIDN'T MEAN TOO , SORRY.”SO THEN EVERYONE WAS GETTING BORED SO THEY DECIDED TO LEAVE , BUT THEN ZIM SAID “WHAT ABOUT THE BILL?” AND TWIGGY SAID “RIGHT , OH MARILYN CAN I BARROW $100?” AND MARILYN SAID “I THOUGHT IT WAS ON YOU?” AND TWIGGY SAID “I FORGOT MY MONEY AT HOME” AND MARILYN SAID “OH ALRIGHT” AND TWIGGY SAID “AND ALSO PLUS TIP.” ON THEIR WAY OUT GINGER SAID “WAIT I GOTTA GO” SO THEY ALL WENT TO THE BATHROOM. WHILE THEY WERE IN THERE GINGER YELLED OUT “DOES ANYONE HAVE TOILET PAPER BECAUSE I'M OUT?” SO THEN TWIGGY SAID “I DO!” SO HE THREW IT INTO HIS STALL AND IT HIT HIS HEAD AND BOUNCED INTO THE NEXT TOILET. SO THEN WHEN THEY WERE ABOUT TO LEAVE MARILYN AND ZIM ZUM WERE BUSY GIVING EACH OTHER SWIRLIES , SO THEN TWIGGY SAID “O.K. LETS BLOW THIS POP STAND!” AND ZIM SAID “HOLD ON I'M BUSY GIVING MARILYN A SWIRLIE!” SO FINALLY WHEN ZIM ZUM FINISHED THEY RETURNED HOME. WHEN THEY GOT HOME TWIGGY CHECKED HIS MESSAGES AND THERE WAS A MESSAGE WHICH SAID “TWIGGY CALL ME RIGHT BACK!” BUT HE DIDN'T KNOW WHO IT WAS. SO THEN HE STARTED CALLING PEOPLE HE DIDN'T KNOW AND LEAVING MESSAGES ON THERE MACHINE SAYING “DID YOU CALL ME?” SO THEN IT WAS GETTING LATE , MADONNA WAS WATCHING A SAD MOVIE SO LATER TWIGGY CAME IN WITH A BOX OF KLEENEX , HIS OLD BLANKET , AND A BOWL OF POPCORN. MADONNA AND TWIGGY WERE WATCHING THE MOVIE AND TWIGGY WAS CRYING ALL THROUGH THE MOVIE. ONE HOUR LATER HE FELL ASLEEP ON THE COUCH IN HIS BLUE NIGHT DRESS. THE NEXT DAY MARILYN AND TWIGGY WENT TO THE MALL WHEN THEY WERE THERE THEY SAW SANTA, AND TWIGGY ASKED MARILYN “LETS TAKE A PICTURE WITH SANTA?” AND MARILYN SAID “AREN'T WE A LITTLE TOO OLD?” AND TWIGGY SAID “YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD, OH COME ON IT'LL BE FUN!” AND MARILYN SAID “OH ALRIGHT!” SO THEY WENT TO GET A PICTURE TAKEN WITH SANTA. WHEN THEY GOT THERE SANTA ASKED TWIGGY “SO LITTLE GIRL WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE FOR CHRISTMAS?” AND TWIGGY SAID “UMMM…I'M NOT A GIRL I'M A GUY” AND SANTA SAID “OH O.K. I'M SORRY” AND TWIGGY SAID “NO PROBLEM!” AFTER THAT THEY GOT THERE PICTURE TAKEN WITH SANTA.



The next day Marilyn was giving Zim Zum a swirlie because Marilyn got pissed off at Zim Zum for taking his clothes and shrinking them, so then Zim Zum said “but Marilyn I like my clothes tight and short!” and Marilyn said “no duh! but those were my best clothes, and now you pay the price.” When Marilyn was giving Zim a swirlie his head got stuck and Marilyn said “God Zim why the fuck is your head so big!” so then Marilyn had to break the toilet with a hammer. “Now look what you did” said Marilyn “now I have to buy a new toilet!” and Zim said “sorry, see what happens when you give swirlies something always goes wrong” an

THERE WERE 5 GUYS, THEY WERE VERY GOOD FRIENDS. THEY HAD THEIR OWN BAND AND THEY WERE VERY POPULAR WITH THEIR FAN BASE, THEIR NAMES WERE MARILYN MANSON, TWIGGY RAMIREZ, ZIM ZUM,GINGER FISH, AND MADONNA WAYNE GACY. ONE DAY TWIGGY WENT SHOPPING AND ON THE WAY BACK HE SAW A TURKEY FOR SALE, SO HE BOUGHT IT AND CALLED IT “GOBBLES THE FIRST.” WHEN HE CAME HOME GINGER SAID “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?” AND TWIGGY SAID “DUH! ITS A TURKEY, WHAT ELSE CAN IT BE,” AND GINGER SAID “I KNOW THAT, BUT WHY IS IT HERE?” TWIGGY SAID “BECAUSE IT WAS FOR SALE,” AND MARILYN ASKED “WHAT'S ITS NAME?” AND TWIGGY SAID “GOBBLES THE FIRST,” AND GINGER ASKED “WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT?” AND TWIGGY SAID “I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT SOUNDS COOL.” SO THEN TWIGGY WENT INTO THE KITCHEN TO FEED THE TURKEY, BUT HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO FEED IT, SO HE ASKED MARILYN “MARILYN, WHAT DO TURKEYS EAT?” AND MARILYN SAID “I DON'T KNOW, JUST GIVE IT SOME LEFTOVER PIZZA AND SOME CHIPS,” AND TWIGGY SAID “GOOD IDEA! WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU?” AND GINGER SAID “PROBABLY STILL WORKING IN THAT MUSIC SHOP AND NO CLUE WHAT TO DO.” SO HE FED THE TURKEY, LATER ON IT WAS GETTING LATE AND TWIGGY SAID “ME AND GOBBLES THE FIRST ARE GOING TO HIT THE SACK!” BUT THE TWIGGY ASKED “WHERE SHOULD I PUT THE TURKEY?” AND ZIM SAID “HOW ABOUT A LAUNDRY BASKET,” AND TWIGGY SAID “GREAT IDEA” AND ZIM SAID “I WASN'T SERIOUS” AND TWIGGY SAID “OH WELL, IT WAS A GOOD IDEA THOUGH.” SO TWIGGY GOT A LAUNDRY BASKET AND PUT THE TURKEY IN THERE, AND GINGER ASKED “AREN'T YOU GOING TO PUT PAJAMAS ON IT?” AND TWIGGY SAID “I ALREADY DID” AND GINGER SAID “OH MY GOD, YOU ARE THE BIGGEST DORK” AND TWIGGY SAID “NO I'M NOT! I'M JUST SPECIAL!” THE NEXT MORNING TWIGGY GOT UP AND MADE IT BREAKFAST, SCRAMBLED EGGS AND BACON. LATER ON GINGER CAME IN AND SAID “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU RETARDED?” AND TWIGGY SAID “WHAT? IT GETS HUNGRY LIKE US TOO YOU KNOW,” AND GINGER SAID “I KNOW BUT IT DOESN'T EAT HOME COOKED MEALS LIKE US.” SO THEN GINGER WENT TO GET SOMETHING TO DRINK AND WHEN HE TURNED AROUND TWIGGY GAVE THE TURKEY A NEWSPAPER TO READ, AND GINGER SAID “DO YOU HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE? TURKEYS DON'T READ” AND TWIGGY SAID “THIS ONE DOES!” THEN MARILYN CAME IN AND ASKED “WHERE'S MY NEWSPAPER?” AND GINGER SAID “TWIGGY GAVE IT TO THE TURKEY TO READ” AND MARILYN ASKED “WHY?” AND GINGER SAID “LISTEN YOU NEED TO GET HIM HELP HE'S LIKE RETARDED OR SOMETHING?” THEN TWIGGY SAID “I HEARD THAT AND I'M NOT RETARDED! I'M SPECIAL!” AND GINGER SAID “I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO START WITH YOU!”

LATER ON TWIGGY WENT FOR A WALK WITH GOBBLES, HE DRESSED HIM UP IN A MATCHING DRESS AND PUT A LEASE ON HIM. THEY WALKED TO THE PARK, THEN TWIGGY WAS GOING TO SIT DOWN AND HE LET GO OF THE LEASE AND A DOG CAME RUNNING AND THE TURKEY GOT UPSET SO IT RAN AWAY. TWIGGY WAS CHASING IT AND SCREAMING “COME BACK GOBBLES THE FIRST!” WHILE HE WAS RUNNING HE TRIPPED OVER A CRACK AND FELL IN THE FOUNTAIN, HE WAS WET AND CRYING BUT THEN THERE WERE COINS IN THERE SO HE STOPPED CRYING FOR A WHILE BECAUSE HE WAS BUSY COLLECTING THE MONEY. WHEN HE CAME HOME MADONNA ASKED HIM “WHERE WERE YOU THE WATER PARK?” AND TWIGGY SAID IN A CRYING VOICE “HA HA FUNNY AND NO, GOBBLES THE FIRST RAN AWAY,” AND MADONNA SAID “OH I'M SORRY” AND PUT HIS ARM AROUND HIS SHOULDER, AND TWIGGY SAID “OH THANKS,” SO THEN MADONNA SAID “OK I'M HUNGRY AND ITS YOUR TURN TO PICK UP THE PIZZA” AND TWIGGY SAID “YOU DON'T EVEN CARE” AND MADONNA SAID “YES I DO! BUT I'M HUNGRY,” AND TWIGGY SAID “OK THEN.” WHEN HE PICKED UP THE PIZZA ON THE WAY BACK HE SAW A FLAMINGO FOR SALE SO HE BOUGHT IT. WHEN HE CAME HOME GINGER ASKED “NOW WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?” AND TWIGGY SAID “DUH! ITS A FLAMINGO!” AND GINGER SAID “I KNOW THAT BUT WHY IS IT HERE?” AND TWIGGY SAID “WELL GOBBLES THE FIRST RAN AWAY SO I BOUGHT PINKEY THE FIRST.”

THE NEXT DAY WHEN TWIGGY WAS SLEEPING PINKEY WAS WALKING AROUND THE HOUSE AND IT CAME OVER BY TWIGGY AND BIT HIM IN THE NOSE (THAT'S WHY HIS NOSE IS CROOKED.) SO TWIGGY WAS STILL HALF ASLEEP AND SAID “MARILYN NOT NOW!” AND GINGER COMES IN AND SAYS “WHO ARE YOU TALKING TOO?” AND TWIGGY GETS UP AND LOOKS AND SAYS “OH ITS ONLY YOU GINGER , BUT WHY DID YOU BITE ME?” AND GINGER SAID “IT WAS YOUR DUMB BIRD YOU RETARD!” THEN TWIGGY SAID “OH , AND DON'T CALL HIM A DUMB BIRD IT MAKES HIM FEEL UNWANTED” SO THEN TWIGGY WENT TO LOOK FOR PINKEY THE FIRST. THEN MARILYN CAME IN AND ASKED “WHY IS THE TURKEY A FLAMINGO?” AND GINGER SAID “IT RAN AWAY SO TWIGGY GOT A FLAMINGO” AND MARILYN SAID “OH GOD HERE WE GO AGAIN.” SO THEN TWIGGY WENT INTO THE KITCHEN TO MAKE BREAKFAST FOR HIMSELF AND THE TURKEY. AFTER THAT TWIGGY WENT BACK TO SLEEP SO GINGER AND MARILYN WERE TALKING AND WERE SAYING TO LET THE FLAMINGO GO. SO THEY WENT TO THE ZOO. WHEN THEY GOT THERE THEY PASSED BY THE MONKEYS AND GINGER SAID “LOOK MARILYN , MONKEYS!” AND MARILYN SAID “THAT'S RIGHT , VERY GOOD GINGER NOW WHAT ARE THOSE?” AND GINGER SAID “HAHA VERY FUNNY!” WHEN MARILYN WAS GOING TO GIVE THE FLAMINGO AWAY GINGER WAS AMUSED BY THE MONKEYS AND MAKING FACES AT THEM. THEN MARILYN TURNED AROUND AND SAW HIM AND SAID “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?” AND GINGER SAID “THEIR MAKING FACES AT ME” AND MARILYN SAID “THAT'S WHAT THEY DO WHEN YOU DO THAT TO THEM” SO THEN ONE MONKEY GOT UP AND PICKED UP SOME SCRAPS AND THREW THEM AT GINGER'S FACE. THEN GINGER GOT PISSED AND SAID “OH , SO YOU WANNA START SOMETHING MOTHERFUCKER?” AND MARILYN SAID “COME ON GINGER YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME , AND IT'S ONLY A MONKEY IT DOESN'T UNDERSTAND.” SO THEN GINGER SAID “O.K. I'LL GO , BUT NOT BECAUSE I'M SCARED , BECAUSE I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF SOME BUSINESS.” SO GINGER AND MARILYN WERE WANDERING AROUND AND THEY SAW A BIG AREA WITH FLAMINGO'S SO THEY LET THE FLAMINGO DOWN AND LET IT GO. GINGER THEN STARTED CRYING AND MARILYN SAID “WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CRYING?” AND GINGER SAID “IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL TO SEE IT FREE” AND MARILYN SAID “YOU'RE SUCH A DORK!” ABOUT ONE HOUR LATER THEY RETURNED HOME. WHEN THEY DID TWIGGY SAID “OH NO GUESS WHAT PINKEY THE FIRST RAN AWAY” AND GINGER SAID “NO HE DIDN'T WE LET HIM GO , AND IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL” AND TWIGGY SAID “WHAT!” AND MARILYN SAID "IT WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO LIVE HERE BECAUSE IT NEEDS PROPER CA

THERE WERE 5 GUYS, THEY WERE VERY GOOD FRIENDS. THEY HAD THEIR OWN BAND AND THEY WERE VERY POPULAR WITH THEIR FAN BASE, THEIR NAMES WERE MARILYN MANSON, TWIGGY RAMIREZ, ZIM ZUM,GINGER FISH, AND MADONNA WAYNE GACY. ONE DAY TWIGGY WENT SHOPPING AND ON THE WAY BACK HE SAW A TURKEY FOR SALE, SO HE BOUGHT IT AND CALLED IT “GOBBLES THE FIRST.” WHEN HE CAME HOME GINGER SAID “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?” AND TWIGGY SAID “DUH! ITS A TURKEY, WHAT ELSE CAN IT BE,” AND GINGER SAID “I KNOW THAT, BUT WHY IS IT HERE?” TWIGGY SAID “BECAUSE IT WAS FOR SALE,” AND MARILYN ASKED “WHAT'S ITS NAME?” AND TWIGGY SAID “GOBBLES THE FIRST,” AND GINGER ASKED “WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT?” AND TWIGGY SAID “I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT SOUNDS COOL.” SO THEN TWIGGY WENT INTO THE KITCHEN TO FEED THE TURKEY, BUT HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO FEED IT, SO HE ASKED MARILYN “MARILYN, WHAT DO TURKEYS EAT?” AND MARILYN SAID “I DON'T KNOW, JUST GIVE IT SOME LEFTOVER PIZZA AND SOME CHIPS,” AND TWIGGY SAID “GOOD IDEA! WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU?” AND GINGER SAID “PROBABLY STILL WORKING IN THAT MUSIC SHOP AND NO CLUE WHAT TO DO.” SO HE FED THE TURKEY, LATER ON IT WAS GETTING LATE AND TWIGGY SAID “ME AND GOBBLES THE FIRST ARE GOING TO HIT THE SACK!” BUT THE TWIGGY ASKED “WHERE SHOULD I PUT THE TURKEY?” AND ZIM SAID “HOW ABOUT A LAUNDRY BASKET,” AND TWIGGY SAID “GREAT IDEA” AND ZIM SAID “I WASN'T SERIOUS” AND TWIGGY SAID “OH WELL, IT WAS A GOOD IDEA THOUGH.” SO TWIGGY GOT A LAUNDRY BASKET AND PUT THE TURKEY IN THERE, AND GINGER ASKED “AREN'T YOU GOING TO PUT PAJAMAS ON IT?” AND TWIGGY SAID “I ALREADY DID” AND GINGER SAID “OH MY GOD, YOU ARE THE BIGGEST DORK” AND TWIGGY SAID “NO I'M NOT! I'M JUST SPECIAL!” THE NEXT MORNING TWIGGY GOT UP AND MADE IT BREAKFAST, SCRAMBLED EGGS AND BACON. LATER ON GINGER CAME IN AND SAID “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU RETARDED?” AND TWIGGY SAID “WHAT? IT GETS HUNGRY LIKE US TOO YOU KNOW,” AND GINGER SAID “I KNOW BUT IT DOESN'T EAT HOME COOKED MEALS LIKE US.” SO THEN GINGER WENT TO GET SOMETHING TO DRINK AND WHEN HE TURNED AROUND TWIGGY GAVE THE TURKEY A NEWSPAPER TO READ, AND GINGER SAID “DO YOU HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE? TURKEYS DON'T READ” AND TWIGGY SAID “THIS ONE DOES!” THEN MARILYN CAME IN AND ASKED “WHERE'S MY NEWSPAPER?” AND GINGER SAID “TWIGGY GAVE IT TO THE TURKEY TO READ” AND MARILYN ASKED “WHY?” AND GINGER SAID “LISTEN YOU NEED TO GET HIM HELP HE'S LIKE RETARDED OR SOMETHING?” THEN TWIGGY SAID “I HEARD THAT AND I'M NOT RETARDED! I'M SPECIAL!” AND GINGER SAID “I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO START WITH YOU!”

LATER ON TWIGGY WENT FOR A WALK WITH GOBBLES, HE DRESSED HIM UP IN A MATCHING DRESS AND PUT A LEASE ON HIM. THEY WALKED TO THE PARK, THEN TWIGGY WAS GOING TO SIT DOWN AND HE LET GO OF THE LEASE AND A DOG CAME RUNNING AND THE TURKEY GOT UPSET SO IT RAN AWAY. TWIGGY WAS CHASING IT AND SCREAMING “COME BACK GOBBLES THE FIRST!” WHILE HE WAS RUNNING HE TRIPPED OVER A CRACK AND FELL IN THE FOUNTAIN, HE WAS WET AND CRYING BUT THEN THERE WERE COINS IN THERE SO HE STOPPED CRYING FOR A WHILE BECAUSE HE WAS BUSY COLLECTING THE MONEY. WHEN HE CAME HOME MADONNA ASKED HIM “WHERE WERE YOU THE WATER PARK?” AND TWIGGY SAID IN A CRYING VOICE “HA HA FUNNY AND NO, GOBBLES THE FIRST RAN AWAY,” AND MADONNA SAID “OH I'M SORRY” AND PUT HIS ARM AROUND HIS SHOULDER, AND TWIGGY SAID “OH THANKS,” SO THEN MADONNA SAID “OK I'M HUNGRY AND ITS YOUR TURN TO PICK UP THE PIZZA” AND TWIGGY SAID “YOU DON'T EVEN CARE” AND MADONNA SAID “YES I DO! BUT I'M HUNGRY,” AND TWIGGY SAID “OK THEN.” WHEN HE PICKED UP THE PIZZA ON THE WAY BACK HE SAW A FLAMINGO FOR SALE SO HE BOUGHT IT. WHEN HE CAME HOME GINGER ASKED “NOW WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?” AND TWIGGY SAID "DUH! ITS A F

THERE WERE 5 GUYS, THEY WERE VERY GOOD FRIENDS. THEY HAD THEIR OWN BAND AND THEY WERE VERY POPULAR WITH THEIR FAN BASE, THEIR NAMES WERE MARILYN MANSON, TWIGGY RAMIREZ, ZIM ZUM,GINGER FISH, AND MADONNA WAYNE GACY. ONE DAY TWIGGY WENT SHOPPING AND ON THE WAY BACK HE SAW A TURKEY FOR SALE, SO HE BOUGHT IT AND CALLED IT “GOBBLES THE FIRST.” WHEN HE CAME HOME GINGER SAID “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?” AND TWIGGY SAID “DUH! ITS A TURKEY, WHAT ELSE CAN IT BE,” AND GINGER SAID “I KNOW THAT, BUT WHY IS IT HERE?” TWIGGY SAID “BECAUSE IT WAS FOR SALE,” AND MARILYN ASKED “WHAT'S ITS NAME?” AND TWIGGY SAID “GOBBLES THE FIRST,” AND GINGER ASKED “WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT?” AND TWIGGY SAID “I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT SOUNDS COOL.” SO THEN TWIGGY WENT INTO THE KITCHEN TO FEED THE TURKEY, BUT HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO FEED IT, SO HE ASKED MARILYN “MARILYN, WHAT DO TURKEYS EAT?” AND MARILYN SAID “I DON'T KNOW, JUST GIVE IT SOME LEFTOVER PIZZA AND SOME CHIPS,” AND TWIGGY SAID “GOOD IDEA! WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU?” AND GINGER SAID “PROBABLY STILL WORKING IN THAT MUSIC SHOP AND NO CLUE WHAT TO DO.” SO HE FED THE TURKEY, LATER ON IT WAS GETTING LATE AND TWIGGY SAID “ME AND GOBBLES THE FIRST ARE GOING TO HIT THE SACK!” BUT THE TWIGGY ASKED “WHERE SHOULD I PUT THE TURKEY?” AND ZIM SAID “HOW ABOUT A LAUNDRY BASKET,” AND TWIGGY SAID “GREAT IDEA” AND ZIM SAID “I WASN'T SERIOUS” AND TWIGGY SAID “OH WELL, IT WAS A GOOD IDEA THOUGH.” SO TWIGGY GOT A LAUNDRY BASKET AND PUT THE TURKEY IN THERE, AND GINGER ASKED “AREN'T YOU GOING TO PUT PAJAMAS ON IT?” AND TWIGGY SAID “I ALREADY DID” AND GINGER SAID “OH MY GOD, YOU ARE THE BIGGEST DORK” AND TWIGGY SAID “NO I'M NOT! I'M JUST SPECIAL!” THE NEXT MORNING TWIGGY GOT UP AND MADE IT BREAKFAST, SCRAMBLED EGGS AND BACON. LATER ON GINGER CAME IN AND SAID “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU RETARDED?” AND TWIGGY SAID “WHAT? IT GETS HUNGRY LIKE US TOO YOU KNOW,” AND GINGER SAID “I KNOW BUT IT DOESN'T EAT HOME COOKED MEALS LIKE US.” SO THEN GINGER WENT TO GET SOMETHING TO DRINK AND WHEN HE TURNED AROUND TWIGGY GAVE THE TURKEY A NEWSPAPER TO READ, AND GINGER SAID “DO YOU HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE? TURKEYS DON'T READ” AND TWIGGY SAID “THIS ONE DOES!” THEN MARILYN CAME IN AND ASKED “WHERE'S MY NEWSPAPER?” AND GINGER SAID “TWIGGY GAVE IT TO THE TURKEY TO READ” AND MARILYN ASKED “WHY?” AND GINGER SAID “LISTEN YOU NEED TO GET HIM HELP HE'S LIKE RETARDED OR SOMETHING?” THEN TWIGGY SAID “I HEARD THAT AND I'M NOT RETARDED! I'M SPECIAL!” AND GINGER SAID “I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO START WITH YOU!”

LATER ON TWIGGY WENT FOR A WALK WITH GOBBLES, HE DRESSED HIM UP IN A MATCHING DRESS AND PUT A LEASE ON HIM. THEY WALKED TO THE PARK, THEN TWIGGY WAS GOING TO SIT DOWN AND HE LET GO OF THE LEASE AND A DOG CAME RUNNING AND THE TURKEY GOT UPSET SO IT RAN AWAY. TWIGGY WAS CHASING IT AND SCREAMING “COME BACK GOBBLES THE FIRST!” WHILE HE WAS RUNNING HE TRIPPED OVER A CRACK AND FELL IN THE FOUNTAIN, HE WAS WET AND CRYING BUT THEN THERE WERE COINS IN THERE SO HE STOPPED CRYING FOR A WHILE BECAUSE HE WAS BUSY COLLECTING THE MONEY. WHEN HE CAME HOME MADONNA ASKED HIM “WHERE WERE YOU THE WATER PARK?” AND TWIGGY SAID IN A CRYING VOICE “HA HA FUNNY AND NO, GOBBLES THE FIRST RAN AWAY,” AND MADONNA SAID “OH I'M SORRY” AND PUT HIS ARM AROUND HIS SHOULDER, AND TWIGGY SAID “OH THANKS,” SO THEN MADONNA SAID “OK I'M HUNGRY AND ITS YOUR TURN TO PICK UP THE PIZZA” AND TWIGGY SAID “YOU DON'T EVEN CARE” AND MADONNA SAID “YES I DO! BUT I'M HUNGRY,” AND TWIGGY SAID “OK THEN.” WHEN HE PICKED UP THE PIZZA ON THE WAY BACK HE SAW A FLAMINGO FOR SALE SO HE BOUGHT IT. WHEN HE CAME HOME GINGER ASKED “NOW WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?” AND TWIGGY SAID "DUH! ITS A F

THERE WERE 5 GUYS, THEY WERE VERY GOOD FRIENDS. THEY HAD THEIR OWN BAND AND THEY WERE VERY POPULAR WITH THEIR FAN BASE, THEIR NAMES WERE MARILYN MANSON, TWIGGY RAMIREZ, ZIM ZUM,GINGER FISH, AND MADONNA WAYNE GACY. ONE DAY TWIGGY WENT SHOPPING AND ON THE WAY BACK HE SAW A TURKEY FOR SALE, SO HE BOUGHT IT AND CALLED IT “GOBBLES THE FIRST.” WHEN HE CAME HOME GINGER SAID “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?” AND TWIGGY SAID “DUH! ITS A TURKEY, WHAT ELSE CAN IT BE,” AND GINGER SAID “I KNOW THAT, BUT WHY IS IT HERE?” TWIGGY SAID “BECAUSE IT WAS FOR SALE,” AND MARILYN ASKED “WHAT'S ITS NAME?” AND TWIGGY SAID “GOBBLES THE FIRST,” AND GINGER ASKED “WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT?” AND TWIGGY SAID “I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT SOUNDS COOL.” SO THEN TWIGGY WENT INTO THE KITCHEN TO FEED THE TURKEY, BUT HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO FEED IT, SO HE ASKED MARILYN “MARILYN, WHAT DO TURKEYS EAT?” AND MARILYN SAID “I DON'T KNOW, JUST GIVE IT SOME LEFTOVER PIZZA AND SOME CHIPS,” AND TWIGGY SAID “GOOD IDEA! WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU?” AND GINGER SAID “PROBABLY STILL WORKING IN THAT MUSIC SHOP AND NO CLUE WHAT TO DO.” SO HE FED THE TURKEY, LATER ON IT WAS GETTING LATE AND TWIGGY SAID “ME AND GOBBLES THE FIRST ARE GOING TO HIT THE SACK!” BUT THE TWIGGY ASKED “WHERE SHOULD I PUT THE TURKEY?” AND ZIM SAID “HOW ABOUT A LAUNDRY BASKET,” AND TWIGGY SAID “GREAT IDEA” AND ZIM SAID “I WASN'T SERIOUS” AND TWIGGY SAID “OH WELL, IT WAS A GOOD IDEA THOUGH.” SO TWIGGY GOT A LAUNDRY BASKET AND PUT THE TURKEY IN THERE, AND GINGER ASKED “AREN'T YOU GOING TO PUT PAJAMAS ON IT?” AND TWIGGY SAID “I ALREADY DID” AND GINGER SAID “OH MY GOD, YOU ARE THE BIGGEST DORK” AND TWIGGY SAID “NO I'M NOT! I'M JUST SPECIAL!” THE NEXT MORNING TWIGGY GOT UP AND MADE IT BREAKFAST, SCRAMBLED EGGS AND BACON. LATER ON GINGER CAME IN AND SAID “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU RETARDED?” AND TWIGGY SAID “WHAT? IT GETS HUNGRY LIKE US TOO YOU KNOW,” AND GINGER SAID “I KNOW BUT IT DOESN'T EAT HOME COOKED MEALS LIKE US.” SO THEN GINGER WENT TO GET SOMETHING TO DRINK AND WHEN HE TURNED AROUND TWIGGY GAVE THE TURKEY A NEWSPAPER TO READ, AND GINGER SAID “DO YOU HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE? TURKEYS DON'T READ” AND TWIGGY SAID “THIS ONE DOES!” THEN MARILYN CAME IN AND ASKED “WHERE'S MY NEWSPAPER?” AND GINGER SAID “TWIGGY GAVE IT TO THE TURKEY TO READ” AND MARILYN ASKED “WHY?” AND GINGER SAID “LISTEN YOU NEED TO GET HIM HELP HE'S LIKE RETARDED OR SOMETHING?” THEN TWIGGY SAID “I HEARD THAT AND I'M NOT RETARDED! I'M SPECIAL!” AND GINGER SAID “I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO START WITH YOU!”

LATER ON TWIGGY WENT FOR A WALK WITH GOBBLES, HE DRESSED HIM UP IN A MATCHING DRESS AND PUT A LEASE ON HIM. THEY WALKED TO THE PARK, THEN TWIGGY WAS GOING TO SIT DOWN AND HE LET GO OF THE LEASE AND A DOG CAME RUNNING AND THE TURKEY GOT UPSET SO IT RAN AWAY. TWIGGY WAS CHASING IT AND SCREAMING “COME BACK GOBBLES THE FIRST!” WHILE HE WAS RUNNING HE TRIPPED OVER A CRACK AND FELL IN THE FOUNTAIN, HE WAS WET AND CRYING BUT THEN THERE WERE COINS IN THERE SO HE STOPPED CRYING FOR A WHILE BECAUSE HE WAS BUSY COLLECTING THE MONEY. WHEN HE CAME HOME MADONNA ASKED HIM “WHERE WERE YOU THE WATER PARK?” AND TWIGGY SAID IN A CRYING VOICE “HA HA FUNNY AND NO, GOBBLES THE FIRST RAN AWAY,” AND MADONNA SAID “OH I'M SORRY” AND PUT HIS ARM AROUND HIS SHOULDER, AND TWIGGY SAID “OH THANKS,” SO THEN MADONNA SAID “OK I'M HUNGRY AND ITS YOUR TURN TO PICK UP THE PIZZA” AND TWIGGY SAID “YOU DON'T EVEN CARE” AND MADONNA SAID “YES I DO! BUT I'M HUNGRY,” AND TWIGGY SAID “OK THEN.” WHEN HE PICKED UP THE PIZZA ON THE WAY BACK HE SAW A FLAMINGO FOR SALE SO HE BOUGHT IT. WHEN HE CAME HOME GINGER ASKED “NOW WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?” AND TWIGGY SAID "DUH! ITS A F

THERE WERE 5 GUYS, THEY WERE VERY GOOD FRIENDS. THEY HAD THEIR OWN BAND AND THEY WERE VERY POPULAR WITH THEIR FAN BASE, THEIR NAMES WERE MARILYN MANSON, TWIGGY RAMIREZ, ZIM ZUM,GINGER FISH, AND MADONNA WAYNE GACY. ONE DAY TWIGGY WENT SHOPPING AND ON THE WAY BACK HE SAW A TURKEY FOR SALE, SO HE BOUGHT IT AND CALLED IT “GOBBLES THE FIRST.” WHEN HE CAME HOME GINGER SAID “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?” AND TWIGGY SAID “DUH! ITS A TURKEY, WHAT ELSE CAN IT BE,” AND GINGER SAID “I KNOW THAT, BUT WHY IS IT HERE?” TWIGGY SAID “BECAUSE IT WAS FOR SALE,” AND MARILYN ASKED “WHAT'S ITS NAME?” AND TWIGGY SAID “GOBBLES THE FIRST,” AND GINGER ASKED “WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT?” AND TWIGGY SAID “I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT SOUNDS COOL.” SO THEN TWIGGY WENT INTO THE KITCHEN TO FEED THE TURKEY, BUT HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO FEED IT, SO HE ASKED MARILYN “MARILYN, WHAT DO TURKEYS EAT?” AND MARILYN SAID “I DON'T KNOW, JUST GIVE IT SOME LEFTOVER PIZZA AND SOME CHIPS,” AND TWIGGY SAID “GOOD IDEA! WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU?” AND GINGER SAID “PROBABLY STILL WORKING IN THAT MUSIC SHOP AND NO CLUE WHAT TO DO.” SO HE FED THE TURKEY, LATER ON IT WAS GETTING LATE AND TWIGGY SAID “ME AND GOBBLES THE FIRST ARE GOING TO HIT THE SACK!” BUT THE TWIGGY ASKED “WHERE SHOULD I PUT THE TURKEY?” AND ZIM SAID “HOW ABOUT A LAUNDRY BASKET,” AND TWIGGY SAID “GREAT IDEA” AND ZIM SAID “I WASN'T SERIOUS” AND TWIGGY SAID “OH WELL, IT WAS A GOOD IDEA THOUGH.” SO TWIGGY GOT A LAUNDRY BASKET AND PUT THE TURKEY IN THERE, AND GINGER ASKED “AREN'T YOU GOING TO PUT PAJAMAS ON IT?” AND TWIGGY SAID “I ALREADY DID” AND GINGER SAID “OH MY GOD, YOU ARE THE BIGGEST DORK” AND TWIGGY SAID “NO I'M NOT! I'M JUST SPECIAL!” THE NEXT MORNING TWIGGY GOT UP AND MADE IT BREAKFAST, SCRAMBLED EGGS AND BACON. LATER ON GINGER CAME IN AND SAID “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU RETARDED?” AND TWIGGY SAID “WHAT? IT GETS HUNGRY LIKE US TOO YOU KNOW,” AND GINGER SAID “I KNOW BUT IT DOESN'T EAT HOME COOKED MEALS LIKE US.” SO THEN GINGER WENT TO GET SOMETHING TO DRINK AND WHEN HE TURNED AROUND TWIGGY GAVE THE TURKEY A NEWSPAPER TO READ, AND GINGER SAID “DO YOU HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE? TURKEYS DON'T READ” AND TWIGGY SAID “THIS ONE DOES!” THEN MARILYN CAME IN AND ASKED “WHERE'S MY NEWSPAPER?” AND GINGER SAID “TWIGGY GAVE IT TO THE TURKEY TO READ” AND MARILYN ASKED “WHY?” AND GINGER SAID “LISTEN YOU NEED TO GET HIM HELP HE'S LIKE RETARDED OR SOMETHING?” THEN TWIGGY SAID “I HEARD THAT AND I'M NOT RETARDED! I'M SPECIAL!” AND GINGER SAID “I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO START WITH YOU!”

LATER ON TWIGGY WENT FOR A WALK WITH GOBBLES, HE DRESSED HIM UP IN A MATCHING DRESS AND PUT A LEASE ON HIM. THEY WALKED TO THE PARK, THEN TWIGGY WAS GOING TO SIT DOWN AND HE LET GO OF THE LEASE AND A DOG CAME RUNNING AND THE TURKEY GOT UPSET SO IT RAN AWAY. TWIGGY WAS CHASING IT AND SCREAMING “COME BACK GOBBLES THE FIRST!” WHILE HE WAS RUNNING HE TRIPPED OVER A CRACK AND FELL IN THE FOUNTAIN, HE WAS WET AND CRYING BUT THEN THERE WERE COINS IN THERE SO HE STOPPED CRYING FOR A WHILE BECAUSE HE WAS BUSY COLLECTING THE MONEY. WHEN HE CAME HOME MADONNA ASKED HIM “WHERE WERE YOU THE WATER PARK?” AND TWIGGY SAID IN A CRYING VOICE “HA HA FUNNY AND NO, GOBBLES THE FIRST RAN AWAY,” AND MADONNA SAID “OH I'M SORRY” AND PUT HIS ARM AROUND HIS SHOULDER, AND TWIGGY SAID “OH THANKS,” SO THEN MADONNA SAID “OK I'M HUNGRY AND ITS YOUR TURN TO PICK UP THE PIZZA” AND TWIGGY SAID “YOU DON'T EVEN CARE” AND MADONNA SAID “YES I DO! BUT I'M HUNGRY,” AND TWIGGY SAID “OK THEN.” WHEN HE PICKED UP THE PIZZA ON THE WAY BACK HE SAW A FLAMINGO FOR SALE SO HE BOUGHT IT. WHEN HE CAME HOME GINGER ASKED “NOW WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?” AND TWIGGY SAID "DUH! ITS A F

THERE WERE 5 GUYS, THEY WERE VERY GOOD FRIENDS. THEY HAD THEIR OWN BAND AND THEY WERE VERY POPULAR WITH THEIR FAN BASE, THEIR NAMES WERE MARILYN MANSON, TWIGGY RAMIREZ, ZIM ZUM,GINGER FISH, AND MADONNA WAYNE GACY. ONE DAY TWIGGY WENT SHOPPING AND ON THE WAY BACK HE SAW A TURKEY FOR SALE, SO HE BOUGHT IT AND CALLED IT “GOBBLES THE FIRST.” WHEN HE CAME HOME GINGER SAID “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?” AND TWIGGY SAID “DUH! ITS A TURKEY, WHAT ELSE CAN IT BE,” AND GINGER SAID “I KNOW THAT, BUT WHY IS IT HERE?” TWIGGY SAID “BECAUSE IT WAS FOR SALE,” AND MARILYN ASKED “WHAT'S ITS NAME?” AND TWIGGY SAID “GOBBLES THE FIRST,” AND GINGER ASKED “WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT?” AND TWIGGY SAID “I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT SOUNDS COOL.” SO THEN TWIGGY WENT INTO THE KITCHEN TO FEED THE TURKEY, BUT HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO FEED IT, SO HE ASKED MARILYN “MARILYN, WHAT DO TURKEYS EAT?” AND MARILYN SAID “I DON'T KNOW, JUST GIVE IT SOME LEFTOVER PIZZA AND SOME CHIPS,” AND TWIGGY SAID “GOOD IDEA! WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU?” AND GINGER SAID “PROBABLY STILL WORKING IN THAT MUSIC SHOP AND NO CLUE WHAT TO DO.” SO HE FED THE TURKEY, LATER ON IT WAS GETTING LATE AND TWIGGY SAID “ME AND GOBBLES THE FIRST ARE GOING TO HIT THE SACK!” BUT THE TWIGGY ASKED “WHERE SHOULD I PUT THE TURKEY?” AND ZIM SAID “HOW ABOUT A LAUNDRY BASKET,” AND TWIGGY SAID “GREAT IDEA” AND ZIM SAID “I WASN'T SERIOUS” AND TWIGGY SAID “OH WELL, IT WAS A GOOD IDEA THOUGH.” SO TWIGGY GOT A LAUNDRY BASKET AND PUT THE TURKEY IN THERE, AND GINGER ASKED “AREN'T YOU GOING TO PUT PAJAMAS ON IT?” AND TWIGGY SAID “I ALREADY DID” AND GINGER SAID “OH MY GOD, YOU ARE THE BIGGEST DORK” AND TWIGGY SAID “NO I'M NOT! I'M JUST SPECIAL!” THE NEXT MORNING TWIGGY GOT UP AND MADE IT BREAKFAST, SCRAMBLED EGGS AND BACON. LATER ON GINGER CAME IN AND SAID “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU RETARDED?” AND TWIGGY SAID “WHAT? IT GETS HUNGRY LIKE US TOO YOU KNOW,” AND GINGER SAID “I KNOW BUT IT DOESN'T EAT HOME COOKED MEALS LIKE US.” SO THEN GINGER WENT TO GET SOMETHING TO DRINK AND WHEN HE TURNED AROUND TWIGGY GAVE THE TURKEY A NEWSPAPER TO READ, AND GINGER SAID “DO YOU HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE? TURKEYS DON'T READ” AND TWIGGY SAID “THIS ONE DOES!” THEN MARILYN CAME IN AND ASKED “WHERE'S MY NEWSPAPER?” AND GINGER SAID “TWIGGY GAVE IT TO THE TURKEY TO READ” AND MARILYN ASKED “WHY?” AND GINGER SAID “LISTEN YOU NEED TO GET HIM HELP HE'S LIKE RETARDED OR SOMETHING?” THEN TWIGGY SAID “I HEARD THAT AND I'M NOT RETARDED! I'M SPECIAL!” AND GINGER SAID “I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO START WITH YOU!”

LATER ON TWIGGY WENT FOR A WALK WITH GOBBLES, HE DRESSED HIM UP IN A MATCHING DRESS AND PUT A LEASE ON HIM. THEY WALKED TO THE PARK, THEN TWIGGY WAS GOING TO SIT DOWN AND HE LET GO OF THE LEASE AND A DOG CAME RUNNING AND THE TURKEY GOT UPSET SO IT RAN AWAY. TWIGGY WAS CHASING IT AND SCREAMING “COME BACK GOBBLES THE FIRST!” WHILE HE WAS RUNNING HE TRIPPED OVER A CRACK AND FELL IN THE FOUNTAIN, HE WAS WET AND CRYING BUT THEN THERE WERE COINS IN THERE SO HE STOPPED CRYING FOR A WHILE BECAUSE HE WAS BUSY COLLECTING THE MONEY. WHEN HE CAME HOME MADONNA ASKED HIM “WHERE WERE YOU THE WATER PARK?” AND TWIGGY SAID IN A CRYING VOICE “HA HA FUNNY AND NO, GOBBLES THE FIRST RAN AWAY,” AND MADONNA SAID “OH I'M SORRY” AND PUT HIS ARM AROUND HIS SHOULDER, AND TWIGGY SAID “OH THANKS,” SO THEN MADONNA SAID “OK I'M HUNGRY AND ITS YOUR TURN TO PICK UP THE PIZZA” AND TWIGGY SAID “YOU DON'T EVEN CARE” AND MADONNA SAID “YES I DO! BUT I'M HUNGRY,” AND TWIGGY SAID “OK THEN.” WHEN HE PICKED UP THE PIZZA ON THE WAY BACK HE SAW A FLAMINGO FOR SALE SO HE BOUGHT IT. WHEN HE CAME HOME GINGER ASKED “NOW WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?” AND TWIGGY SAID "DUH! ITS A F

THERE WERE 5 GUYS, THEY WERE VERY GOOD FRIENDS. THEY HAD THEIR OWN BAND AND THEY WERE VERY POPULAR WITH THEIR FAN BASE, THEIR NAMES WERE MARILYN MANSON, TWIGGY RAMIREZ, ZIM ZUM,GINGER FISH, AND MADONNA WAYNE GACY. ONE DAY TWIGGY WENT SHOPPING AND ON THE WAY BACK HE SAW A TURKEY FOR SALE, SO HE BOUGHT IT AND CALLED IT “GOBBLES THE FIRST.” WHEN HE CAME HOME GINGER SAID “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?” AND TWIGGY SAID “DUH! ITS A TURKEY, WHAT ELSE CAN IT BE,” AND GINGER SAID “I KNOW THAT, BUT WHY IS IT HERE?” TWIGGY SAID “BECAUSE IT WAS FOR SALE,” AND MARILYN ASKED “WHAT'S ITS NAME?” AND TWIGGY SAID “GOBBLES THE FIRST,” AND GINGER ASKED “WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT?” AND TWIGGY SAID “I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT SOUNDS COOL.” SO THEN TWIGGY WENT INTO THE KITCHEN TO FEED THE TURKEY, BUT HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO FEED IT, SO HE ASKED MARILYN “MARILYN, WHAT DO TURKEYS EAT?” AND MARILYN SAID “I DON'T KNOW, JUST GIVE IT SOME LEFTOVER PIZZA AND SOME CHIPS,” AND TWIGGY SAID “GOOD IDEA! WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU?” AND GINGER SAID “PROBABLY STILL WORKING IN THAT MUSIC SHOP AND NO CLUE WHAT TO DO.” SO HE FED THE TURKEY, LATER ON IT WAS GETTING LATE AND TWIGGY SAID “ME AND GOBBLES THE FIRST ARE GOING TO HIT THE SACK!” BUT THE TWIGGY ASKED “WHERE SHOULD I PUT THE TURKEY?” AND ZIM SAID “HOW ABOUT A LAUNDRY BASKET,” AND TWIGGY SAID “GREAT IDEA” AND ZIM SAID “I WASN'T SERIOUS” AND TWIGGY SAID “OH WELL, IT WAS A GOOD IDEA THOUGH.” SO TWIGGY GOT A LAUNDRY BASKET AND PUT THE TURKEY IN THERE, AND GINGER ASKED “AREN'T YOU GOING TO PUT PAJAMAS ON IT?” AND TWIGGY SAID “I ALREADY DID” AND GINGER SAID “OH MY GOD, YOU ARE THE BIGGEST DORK” AND TWIGGY SAID “NO I'M NOT! I'M JUST SPECIAL!” THE NEXT MORNING TWIGGY GOT UP AND MADE IT BREAKFAST, SCRAMBLED EGGS AND BACON. LATER ON GINGER CAME IN AND SAID “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU RETARDED?” AND TWIGGY SAID “WHAT? IT GETS HUNGRY LIKE US TOO YOU KNOW,” AND GINGER SAID “I KNOW BUT IT DOESN'T EAT HOME COOKED MEALS LIKE US.” SO THEN GINGER WENT TO GET SOMETHING TO DRINK AND WHEN HE TURNED AROUND TWIGGY GAVE THE TURKEY A NEWSPAPER TO READ, AND GINGER SAID “DO YOU HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE? TURKEYS DON'T READ” AND TWIGGY SAID “THIS ONE DOES!” THEN MARILYN CAME IN AND ASKED “WHERE'S MY NEWSPAPER?” AND GINGER SAID “TWIGGY GAVE IT TO THE TURKEY TO READ” AND MARILYN ASKED “WHY?” AND GINGER SAID “LISTEN YOU NEED TO GET HIM HELP HE'S LIKE RETARDED OR SOMETHING?” THEN TWIGGY SAID “I HEARD THAT AND I'M NOT RETARDED! I'M SPECIAL!” AND GINGER SAID “I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO START WITH YOU!”

LATER ON TWIGGY WENT FOR A WALK WITH GOBBLES, HE DRESSED HIM UP IN A MATCHING DRESS AND PUT A LEASE ON HIM. THEY WALKED TO THE PARK, THEN TWIGGY WAS GOING TO SIT DOWN AND HE LET GO OF THE LEASE AND A DOG CAME RUNNING AND THE TURKEY GOT UPSET SO IT RAN AWAY. TWIGGY WAS CHASING IT AND SCREAMING “COME BACK GOBBLES THE FIRST!” WHILE HE WAS RUNNING HE TRIPPED OVER A CRACK AND FELL IN THE FOUNTAIN, HE WAS WET AND CRYING BUT THEN THERE WERE COINS IN THERE SO HE STOPPED CRYING FOR A WHILE BECAUSE HE WAS BUSY COLLECTING THE MONEY. WHEN HE CAME HOME MADONNA ASKED HIM “WHERE WERE YOU THE WATER PARK?” AND TWIGGY SAID IN A CRYING VOICE “HA HA FUNNY AND NO, GOBBLES THE FIRST RAN AWAY,” AND MADONNA SAID “OH I'M SORRY” AND PUT HIS ARM AROUND HIS SHOULDER, AND TWIGGY SAID “OH THANKS,” SO THEN MADONNA SAID “OK I'M HUNGRY AND ITS YOUR TURN TO PICK UP THE PIZZA” AND TWIGGY SAID “YOU DON'T EVEN CARE” AND MADONNA SAID “YES I DO! BUT I'M HUNGRY,” AND TWIGGY SAID “OK THEN.” WHEN HE PICKED UP THE PIZZA ON THE WAY BACK HE SAW A FLAMINGO FOR SALE SO HE BOUGHT IT. WHEN HE CAME HOME GINGER ASKED “NOW WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?” AND TWIGGY SAID “DUH! ITS A FLAMINGO!” AND GINGER SAID “I KNOW THAT BUT WHY IS IT HERE?” AND TWIGGY SAID “WELL GOBBLES THE FIRST RAN AWAY SO I BOUGHT PINKEY THE FIRST.”

THE NEXT DAY WHEN TWIGGY WAS SLEEPING PINKEY WAS WALKING AROUND THE HOUSE AND IT CAME OVER BY TWIGGY AND BIT HIM IN THE NOSE (THAT'S WHY HIS NOSE IS CROOKED.) SO TWIGGY WAS STILL HALF ASLEEP AND SAID “MARILYN NOT NOW!” AND GINGER COMES IN AND SAYS “WHO ARE YOU TALKING TOO?” AND TWIGGY GETS UP AND LOOKS AND SAYS “OH ITS ONLY YOU GINGER , BUT WHY DID YOU BITE ME?” AND GINGER SAID “IT WAS YOUR DUMB BIRD YOU RETARD!” THEN TWIGGY SAID “OH , AND DON'T CALL HIM A DUMB BIRD IT MAKES HIM FEEL UNWANTED” SO THEN TWIGGY WENT TO LOOK FOR PINKEY THE FIRST. THEN MARILYN CAME IN AND ASKED “WHY IS THE TURKEY A FLAMINGO?” AND GINGER SAID “IT RAN AWAY SO TWIGGY GOT A FLAMINGO” AND MARILYN SAID “OH GOD HERE WE GO AGAIN.” SO THEN TWIGGY WENT INTO THE KITCHEN TO MAKE BREAKFAST FOR HIMSELF AND THE TURKEY. AFTER THAT TWIGGY WENT BACK TO SLEEP SO GINGER AND MARILYN WERE TALKING AND WERE SAYING TO LET THE FLAMINGO GO. SO THEY WENT TO THE ZOO. WHEN THEY GOT THERE THEY PASSED BY THE MONKEYS AND GINGER SAID “LOOK MARILYN , MONKEYS!” AND MARILYN SAID “THAT'S RIGHT , VERY GOOD GINGER NOW WHAT ARE THOSE?” AND GINGER SAID “HAHA VERY FUNNY!” WHEN MARILYN WAS GOING TO GIVE THE FLAMINGO AWAY GINGER WAS AMUSED BY THE MONKEYS AND MAKING FACES AT THEM. THEN MARILYN TURNED AROUND AND SAW HIM AND SAID “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?” AND GINGER SAID “THEIR MAKING FACES AT ME” AND MARILYN SAID “THAT'S WHAT THEY DO WHEN YOU DO THAT TO THEM” SO THEN ONE MONKEY GOT UP AND PICKED UP SOME SCRAPS AND THREW THEM AT GINGER'S FACE. THEN GINGER GOT PISSED AND SAID “OH , SO YOU WANNA START SOMETHING MOTHERFUCKER?” AND MARILYN SAID “COME ON GINGER YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME , AND IT'S ONLY A MONKEY IT DOESN'T UNDERSTAND.” SO THEN GINGER SAID “O.K. I'LL GO , BUT NOT BECAUSE I'M SCARED , BECAUSE I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF SOME BUSINESS.” SO GINGER AND MARILYN WERE WANDERING AROUND AND THEY SAW A BIG AREA WITH FLAMINGO'S SO THEY LET THE FLAMINGO DOWN AND LET IT GO. GINGER THEN STARTED CRYING AND MARILYN SAID “WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CRYING?” AND GINGER SAID “IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL TO SEE IT FREE” AND MARILYN SAID “YOU'RE SUCH A DORK!” ABOUT ONE HOUR LATER THEY RETURNED HOME. WHEN THEY DID TWIGGY SAID “OH NO GUESS WHAT PINKEY THE FIRST RAN AWAY” AND GINGER SAID “NO HE DIDN'T WE LET HIM GO , AND IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL” AND TWIGGY SAID “WHAT!” AND MARILYN SAID “IT WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO LIVE HERE BECAUSE IT NEEDS PROPER CARE” AND TWIGGY SAID “YOU'RE RIGHT” AND GINGER SAID “SO YOU'RE NOT MAD?” AND TWIGGY SAID “NO” AND GINGER SAID “OH COOL.” THEN TWIGGY SAID “SINCE I CAUSED SO MUCH TROUBLE LETS GO OUT TO EAT , AND IT'S ON ME” AND EVERYONE SAID “O.K. COOL LETS GO.” SO THEY WENT TO A RESTAURANT. WHEN THEY GOT THERE THEY WENT TO THERE TABLE AND SAT DOWN. THEN THEY STARTED ORDERING AND SINCE IT WAS A FRENCH RESTAURANT THE MENU WAS WRITTEN IN FRENCH. SO WHEN THE WAITER CAME HE ASKED TWIGGY “WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?” AND TWIGGY SAID “I DON'T KNOW , CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT THE BEST THING ON HERE IS” SO THE WAITER SHOWED HIM AND EVERYONE GOT THE SAME THING. THEN WHEN THE WAITER CAME TWIGGY SAID “DO YOU…LIKE HAVE A WASHROOM CAUSE YOU KNOW I GOTTA TAKE CARE OF SOME PRIVATE BUSINESS” AND THE WAITER SAID “YES THIS WAY SIR” AND TWIGGY SAID “FINALLY , SOMEONE CALLED ME SIR.” AT THE TABLE ZIM ZUM WAS TELLING SOME JOKES AND GINGER WAS LAUGHING SO HARD THAT WHEN HE TOOK A DRINK OF WATER HE TURNED TO ZIM AND STARTED LAUGHING THAT HE SPIT OUT THE WATER ON HIS FACE. SO THEN ZIM SAID “WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?” AND GINGER SAID “OH SORRY , I-I DIDN'T MEAN TOO , SORRY.”SO THEN EVERYONE WAS GETTING BORED SO THEY DECIDED TO LEAVE , BUT THEN ZIM SAID “WHAT ABOUT THE BILL?” AND TWIGGY SAID “RIGHT , OH MARILYN CAN I BARROW $100?” AND MARILYN SAID “I THOUGHT IT WAS ON YOU?” AND TWIGGY SAID “I FORGOT MY MONEY AT HOME” AND MARILYN SAID “OH ALRIGHT” AND TWIGGY SAID “AND ALSO PLUS TIP.” ON THEIR WAY OUT GINGER SAID “WAIT I GOTTA GO” SO THEY ALL WENT TO THE BATHROOM. WHILE THEY WERE IN THERE GINGER YELLED OUT “DOES ANYONE HAVE TOILET PAPER BECAUSE I'M OUT?” SO THEN TWIGGY SAID “I DO!” SO HE THREW IT INTO HIS STALL AND IT HIT HIS HEAD AND BOUNCED INTO THE NEXT TOILET. SO THEN WHEN THEY WERE ABOUT TO LEAVE MARILYN AND ZIM ZUM WERE BUSY GIVING EACH OTHER SWIRLIES , SO THEN TWIGGY SAID “O.K. LETS BLOW THIS POP STAND!” AND ZIM SAID “HOLD ON I'M BUSY GIVING MARILYN A SWIRLIE!” SO FINALLY WHEN ZIM ZUM FINISHED THEY RETURNED HOME. WHEN THEY GOT HOME TWIGGY CHECKED HIS MESSAGES AND THERE WAS A MESSAGE WHICH SAID “TWIGGY CALL ME RIGHT BACK!” BUT HE DIDN'T KNOW WHO IT WAS. SO THEN HE STARTED CALLING PEOPLE HE DIDN'T KNOW AND LEAVING MESSAGES ON THERE MACHINE SAYING “DID YOU CALL ME?” SO THEN IT WAS GETTING LATE , MADONNA WAS WATCHING A SAD MOVIE SO LATER TWIGGY CAME IN WITH A BOX OF KLEENEX , HIS OLD BLANKET , AND A BOWL OF POPCORN. MADONNA AND TWIGGY WERE WATCHING THE MOVIE AND TWIGGY WAS CRYING ALL THROUGH THE MOVIE. ONE HOUR LATER HE FELL ASLEEP ON THE COUCH IN HIS BLUE NIGHT DRESS. THE NEXT DAY MARILYN AND TWIGGY WENT TO THE MALL WHEN THEY WERE THERE THEY SAW SANTA, AND TWIGGY ASKED MARILYN “LETS TAKE A PICTURE WITH SANTA?” AND MARILYN SAID “AREN'T WE A LITTLE TOO OLD?” AND TWIGGY SAID “YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD, OH COME ON IT'LL BE FUN!” AND MARILYN SAID “OH ALRIGHT!” SO THEY WENT TO GET A PICTURE TAKEN WITH SANTA. WHEN THEY GOT THERE SANTA ASKED TWIGGY “SO LITTLE GIRL WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE FOR CHRISTMAS?” AND TWIGGY SAID “UMMM…I'M NOT A GIRL I'M A GUY” AND SANTA SAID “OH O.K. I'M SORRY” AND TWIGGY SAID “NO PROBLEM!” AFTER THAT THEY GOT THERE PICTURE TAKEN WITH SANTA.



The next day Marilyn was giving Zim Zum a swirlie because Marilyn got pissed off at Zim Zum for taking his clothes and shrinking them, so then Zim Zum said “but Marilyn I like my clothes tight and short!” and Marilyn said “no duh! but those were my best clothes, and now you pay the price.” When Marilyn was giving Zim a swirlie his head got stuck and Marilyn said “God Zim why the fuck is your head so big!” so then Marilyn had to break the toilet with a hammer. “Now look what you did” said Marilyn “now I have to buy a new toilet!” and Zim said “sorry, see what happens when you give swirlies something always goes wrong” and Marilyn said “oh shut up!” about an hour later Madonna came home and had to use the bathroom. When he went into the bathroom he said “did Twiggy try taking a bath in the toilet again?” and Marilyn said “no it was Zim!” and Madonna said “oh Zim was trying to take a bath in the toilet? I though he was smarter than that?” “no, I was giving him a swirlie because he took my stuff with out permission and his head got stuck in the toilet” said Marilyn, “oh! ok” said Madonna. Then Marilyn had to go to the mall to buy a new toilet and asked Madonna if he would go with him and he said “ok.” When they got to the mall they went to Sears, when they got there they started looking for a new toilet. So Marilyn says to Madonna “put your head in there!” and Madonna asked “why?” and Marilyn said “so I can see if the toilet isn't to small,” so Madonna put his head in the toilet and asked “is this ok?” and Marilyn said “its ok for you, but Zim has a bigger head, lets try those over there,” so they went over there and Madonna put his head in there and asked “is this ok?” and Marilyn said “yup! that's the one, its perfect.” So they went to pay and when they paid they went into the mall to shop around a little. Marilyn went into a store and told Madonna to meet him in front of it in 15 minutes, so when Marilyn went to meet Madonna he wasn't there, he looked over and saw him by a both and there was a sign that said “RUB MY BALD HEAD FOR GOOD LUCK” and Marilyn went over there and said “what the fuck are you doing?” and Madonna said “look people are actually paying to rub my head!” and Marilyn said “come on you big retard lets go and stop wasting time!” and Madonna said “but!” “no buts come on.” After that they got back home and Ginger said “did Twiggy try taking a bath in the toilet again?” and Zim came in and said “no, Marilyn got mad cause I took his clothes and shrank them so he gave me a swirlie,” “ oh ok” said Ginger, later on Twiggy came in and said “oh oh can I install the toilet?” and Marilyn asked “why” and Twiggy said “oh come on I promise I'll be careful and I always wanted to be a plumber,” “oh ok” said Marilyn “but be careful” and Twiggy said “oh I will!” So Twiggy went to change, he put on a pair of old and big jeans and an old flannel and a baseball cap and took a plunger. When he went to the bathroom Marilyn saw him and asked “why are you dressed like that?, and you don't need a plunger” and Twiggy said “I want the effect of being a plumber,” and Marilyn said “I'm sorry I asked.” Then Twiggy went into the bathroom to start, when he got in there he had no clue what to do, so he called Ginger over and asked him “hey Ginger do you know how to install a toilet?” and Ginger said “I thought you knew how to?” and Twiggy said “I was so excited that I forgot that I needed to know!” and Ginger said “you really are a dork,” and Twiggy said “no ones perfect! stop picking on me!” and Ginger said “I know but you're not even close to normal” and Twiggy said “ shut up! no time for insulting me!” Then they got started and Ginger did most of the work, Twiggy just handed him things. About an hour later they were finished and Marilyn came in and said “WOW! you actually did it!” and Twiggy said “yup! I did it all by myself” and Ginger said “hey I did it you only handed me the tools!” and Twiggy said “come on Ginger stop being so selfish” “fuck you” said Ginger and walked away.

So later on Twiggy went to take a shower when he was untwisting the knob the knob fell off, so only hot water came out and he was getting burned. Ginger came and heard Twiggy yelling and asked “what's wrong?” and Twiggy yelled “the knob for the cold water fell off!” and Ginger said “opps, you promise you won't get mad?” and Twiggy said “what?” and Ginger said “I accidentally broke it when I was taking a shower” “What! and you didn't tell me? why I odda!” said Twiggy came out with a towel around his waist and a plunger and started chasing Ginger all over the house and around the block, so then some cars started honking and Ginger turns around and yells “duuude ! full moon!” and Twiggy looks and notices and pulls his towel back on and goes back to the house.

About one week passed by and that night Twiggy and Marilyn decided to go to church. Since this would be Twiggy's first time Marilyn decided to take him. They went to church and they went to sit down. The mass was starting , later when the money basket was coming around Twiggy didn't know what to do, so he took the money and shoved it in his pockets. Marilyn saw him and said “what are you doing? you're supposed to give money not take it, now put it back!” and Twiggy said “I thought they were offering it to me,” and Marilyn said “no! you're supposed to give money not take it!” “oh ok!” said Twiggy. Later on when they went to get the host Twiggy decided he wasn't hungry, so he put it in his pocket for later, and he drank all the wine. Marilyn said “what are you doing? you're embarrassing me!” and Twiggy said “hey remember its my first time!” and Marilyn said “come on I had enough of this, lets go.” When they got home Zim and Ginger ordered Chinese Food and Zim was eating with chop sticks and Ginger used his drumsticks and they were all dressed up as Chinese people. Marilyn came in and said “you guys aren't even Chinese, well maybe Zim is cause he sort of looks like it” and Ginger said “so!” (Ginger uses his drumsticks also for washing his hair, picking his nose, eating, and scratching his back.)

After that Twiggy took a whoopee cushion and put it under the couch cushion. When Ginger came he went to sit down on the couch and there was a big noise, Twiggy was sitting across from Ginger and his face was turning all red, and Ginger said “I swear I did not do that!” and Twiggy said “what did you eat for dinner?” and Ginger said “it wasn't me I swear!” and Twiggy said “hey, its ok we're all human here,” so Ginger picked up the couch cushion and found the whoopee cushion and said “what the fuck is this?” and Twiggy said “Oh my god! how did that get there?” and Ginger said “you are such a dork!” “you really like calling me a dork, don't you?” said Twiggy, and Ginger asked “why is that?” and Twiggy said “because whenever I do something you call me a dork,” and Ginger said “because you are one.”

The next day Twiggy and Ginger were in the back yard playing with bows and arrows. When Ginger was going to shoot the arrow Twiggy the arrow Twiggy got in his way, so Ginger shot Twiggy in the ass. Twiggy froze and yelled “OW! what did you do that for you big retard?” and Ginger said “sorry! but you got in my way!” then Twiggy pulls out the arrow out of his ass and points it to Ginger and says “now look here mister, don't ever do that again or I'm not going to be your friend anymore, and I mean it too!” and Ginger said “is that a threat, or promise?” and Twiggy said “what did you say?” and Ginger said “oh I'm really really sorry!” and Twiggy said “apology accepted, now give me a hug you big weirdo,” and Ginger said “now whose the big weirdo here?” “oh well…….nevermind” said Twiggy and Ginger asked Twiggy “are you o.k?” and Twiggy said oh sorry, I just got into it,“ and Ginger said ”RIGHT!“

It was one week before Christmas, and Twiggy got a part time job as ”Santa's Little Helper.“ The first day on the job all the little children were afraid of Twiggy. Later on Ginger and Zim Zum came to make fun of Twiggy in his Santa suit. When they came by, Twiggy said ”Oh god , now what do you guys want?“ and Ginger said ”oh nothing, we were just shopping“ and Twiggy said ”yeah right!“ so then Zim came and saw Twiggy and started laughing so hard that he fell to the ground and almost pissed in his pants. Twiggy was just standing there, and he said to Zim ”are you amused by this?“ When Ginger saw Zim, he started laughing and he helped Zim up, then Zim said ” oh my god! you look like a big dork!“ and Twiggy said ”I'm supposed to be Santa's Little Helper,“ and Zim said ”you look like more of a fruit!“ and started laughing again. Then Twiggy said ”did you just come here to make fun of me?“ and Ginger said ”of course! why else would we be here?“

Later on Twiggy came home, he went to sit down and Madonna asked him ”tough day today?“ and Twiggy said ”not really, but Ginger and Zim came today to make fun of me,“ ”oh really said Madonna?“ Later on that night Twiggy and Marilyn went out. About an hour later Twiggy came home and said to Ginger ”oh no! Marilyn's lost! we gotta find him!“ and Ginger asked ”how did he get lost?“ and Twiggy said ”got me?“, Ginger asked ”where did you see him last?“ Twiggy said ”well in the bathroom…oh no he must of fallen into the toilet!“ and Ginger said ”no he didn't he's probably back at the club waiting for you.“ ”You're right that's where he's at probably! man! you are so smart!“ ”yeah next to you everyone is“ said Ginger, Twiggy said ”you're right…..hey! don't insult me I'm just special and you're just jealous. So Twiggy went back and Marilyn fell asleep in the parking lot (he got drunk) when Twiggy came he thought Marilyn was dead. “Oh my God! you're dead! and it's all my fault!” so Twiggy put him in the car. Then as he was driving he made a sharp turn and he didn't close the back door well, so Marilyn fell out of the car onto a front lawn. When Twiggy got home he saw the open door and said “God why did you have to take him now?” He went inside and told Ginger that Marilyn's dead and Ginger said “oh wow! really! woohoo! now at concerts when I mess up he won't be there to throw stands at me and pick on me god he's rude with that I mean no one perfect!” “but he was my best friend” Twiggy said, and Ginger said “he was your only friend,” and Twiggy said “I know……hey wait, no he wasn't!” That night Twiggy was already making funeral arrangements, and cried himself to sleep. The next morning Marilyn came home and saw Twiggy and said “what the fuck did you do to me last night?” and Twiggy said “you're alive!” “duh!” said Marilyn. Twiggy asked “but how? I found you dead in the parking lot last night,” Marilyn said “well I guess I got drunk, tried to look for the car, and I fell asleep, I think, and this morning I wake up and I'm laying on some front lawn and a lady chased me with a broom.” “I'm so happy you're o.k” said Twiggy, and hugged him. Then Ginger came in and said “what's going on?” and Twiggy said “look Marilyn's not dead!” and Ginger said “awe man!”

One morning Ginger got up and he heard someone playing the banjo outside. So he went outside into the driveway and looked up, it was Twiggy in a basket ball rim dressed up in overalls, pair of old boots, a straw hat, and a straw in his mouth. It was 8' o'clock in the morning, and Ginger asked Twiggy “what the fuck are you doing?” and Twiggy said “I couldn't sleep so I decided to come out here and play my banjo!” “just because you can't sleep doesn't mean other people can't either because of your banjo playing!” “oh I'm sorry, am I disturbing you?” said Twiggy, and Ginger said sarcastically “no you're not I just felt like coming out here at 8 in the morning in my boxers to show off my body!” “Oh that's great and you do have a nice body too” said Twiggy, and Ginger said I was being sarcastic and I really didn't need your opinion either, and you're really pissing me off with that banjo!“ ”oh ok I'll come in now“ said Twiggy.

That day Twiggy and Marilyn decided to play volleyball. So Twiggy went inside and put on some spandex shorts, and a t-shirt, and elbow and knee pads on. Marilyn asked him ”why are you all dressed up like that? and Twiggy said “I want the effect, and these knee pads are so tight and the elbow pads are huge!” “That's because you have then knee pads on your elbow and the elbow pads on your knees,” said Marilyn, Twiggy said “oh I knew that!” So they stared playing volleyball but they really didn't know how to, so they were just kicking the ball around. Then Madonna came along and said “oh you guys are playing soccer?” and Twiggy said “no we're playing volleyball!” and Madonna said “well aren't you guys supposed to bump the ball?” and Marilyn said “oh yeah that's right!”

Later on at night all 5 of them decided to just stay home relax and just talk, and Ginger says to Marilyn “you're short” and Marilyn says “hey at least I'm big where it counts!” and Ginger said “where's that your nose?” and Twiggy said “ohhhh! he put you down!” and Marilyn said “you think?” and Twiggy said “no I know so.” So later on Twiggy rented a movie and all of them were watching it, but after a while it got boring for them, except for Twiggy he was still watching it, after a while Marilyn,Zim,Ginger, and Madonna started talking, and Twiggy was trying to watch the movie but it was too loud,so Twiggy took some pillows and covered his ears but that didn't work, so he took off his socks and put them in his ears. That didn't work so he found an old piece of gum and stuck it in his ears and finally that worked. Then Zim started talking but Twiggy couldn't hear him, so then when Zim started screaming he heard him so he tried to take the gum out but it was stuck, so he went to get a pair of tweezers and got some gum out and it really hurt Twiggy too.