[after losing a hockey ball from the roof]
DANTE:Are there any balls down there?
JAY:About the biggest pair you ever seen,dingleberry!

DANTE:Hey,whatcha rent? “Best og Both Worlds”? RANDAL:Hermaphroditic porn.Starlets with both organs.You should see the box.Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame.
DANTE:And you rented this?
RANDAL:Hey,I like to expand my horizons.

DANTE HICKS:I thought i told you not to be dealing in front of the store.
JAY: I ain´t dealin´,man,what you talking´ about?
CUSTOMER:Hey,man,you got anything?
JAY:Yeah,man,what you want?