Barney And The Bowlingheads:

It all begins when Betty and Bart were at the hospital.
Betty: ow, this feels like peeing a melon.
Bart: eheh, i bet it is.
Betty: stop laughing, this hurts.
Bart: i can see that hehe.
Doctor: stop fighting.
Betty: outch, i think its commmming.
Bart: i can see his feet.
Doctor: (hann hvíslar) hey john, look at this (he spits his coffee out of his mouth and says Sweet home alabama, its longer then a baseball bat).

Bart: oh sweet mother of lord, his dick is longer then a BaNaNa.
Bart: i can see his head, oh-my-god its bigger then a Bownlingball.
Betty: ow, that hurt,i think we should call the Health Inspectors or something(eða Health Supervision or something).

Bart: Oo ja boo ba da boo boo do booo!
Doctor: Ladies and gentlemen, that kid sure´s uglier then hell.
Unfortunately, in every movie, there must be…A LOOSER!

And now, his future.

Barney: Yeah, i gotta get through this, i gotta make it, gonna make it, make it through this .(o.s.frv. 2 sinnum)

Barney: (he drives on his old Caddilac and says this to a retarded man) LOOOHOOOSERRRHERRR!

Barney: Well, im going to meet my friends today at the HLUMMHHLLLAHUMMHUMM club. Well, my best friend there is
Dr. John Shickadance, i allways call him Dr. Dont ShitAtLance.

To Be Continued.

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