INT. VLAD'S GARAGE

The camera enters through the roof and slowly slides down
untill a closed door is in the center of the shot, some
beats and bad scratching can be heard when the camer has
sunken pretty much down it turns 180° degrees showing VLAD,
freeze the image, add fancy special FX to the image and show
the name Mix Master Vlad.

VLAD
(Rapping)
I'm a bad boy/I'm a really bad boy/I
throw rocks at cops/I steal from
shops/You don't really want to fuck with
me/I'm as bad as a nigger can be!

VLAD spins around as the camera continues it's rotation, it
rotates 90 degrees and IVAN jumps up in front of the camera,
freeze image, add fancy special fx to the image and show the
name MC Ivan.

IVAN
(rapping)
I fuck bitches in the ass/it's really
nice if they don't pass gas/All the
pretty ladies they like Ivan/Because Ivan
owns a really cool van.

The camera finishes it's circle as BORIS kicks the door up,
freeze Image fancy fx and show the name Bad Boy Boris.

BORIS
(rapping)
I'm the real deal check me out/I make the
women really shout/That's because I'm Bad
Boy Boris/and I can…
(stops rapping, stop the beats)
Oh fuck, I always screws it up there, I
need to find something that rhymes with
BORIS.

IVAN
Don't take it too hard man, you remember
when I said orange? That was really hard
to work out, but I finally found the word
doorhenge. I didn't even need a
dictionary man.

VLAD & BORIS
Cool, I would never have thought of that!

VLAD
We have to write some lyrics down and
practise, then we can try to enter a
competition or something like that to win
loads of money and use it to make a music
video and have MTV show it!

BORIS
You're a genius man, then I can finally
get Jenny. Me and her were made for each
other,

IVAN
Da, I know, you two will get together
someday.

BORIS
Thanks man.

IVAN
You're welcome.

VLAD
(rapping)
I'm getting ready to eat/I need to eat
some meat/common brothers let's
go/Basil's Diner is the way bro!

FADE OUT.

EXT. BASIL'S DINER, AFTERNOON

The camera is positioned on the roof of Basil's diner
looking over the run down neighborhood, IVAN's van enters
and parks nearby, the van is covered in graffiti among other
things “dem boyz” is written on the side. IVAN BORIS and
VLAD leave the vehicle and enter BASIL'S DINER

INT. BASIL'S DINER, COUNTER

BORIS, IVAN and VLAD enter, BASIL is on the other side of a
counter, He's a middle aged african american and is talking
to a pair of white women. BORIS, IVAN and VLAD sit down next
to the counter.

IVAN
Hey, Basil, how is it going?

BASIL
Oh, hi guys, I'm just
(distant look)
keeping it fresh.

VLAD
Cool man.

BASIL
So what can I get you guys?

BORIS
(rapping)
Gimme a chocolate milkshake/and a bacon
burger ‘cuz I’m not fake.

BASIL
Right-o

VLAD
I'll just have a hamburger and some coke.

IVAN
And I want two burgers and fries

BASIL
Right guys, I'll be back with your order
in a few minutes.

BASIL looks at the two females, they giggle as he turns
around and starts making the meal.

INT. BASIL'S DINER, BOOTH

BORIS, IVAN and VLAD are talking to each other when BASIL
comes with their food.

BASIL
There you go guys,if you want anything
else to chew through just call.
(blinks)
Now I have to talk to those two.

BORIS
Go get them BASIL! You're the man!

BASIL walks back to the counter and continues talking to the
ladies.

VLAD
I was thinking about getting a job. That
way I can afford more things, if you two
get jobs too we could safe up for a music
video.

IVAN
I don't like the idea VLAD, the man is
just trying to keep us down, if we start
working for him, then he'll have won! We
must fight the man and stop buying his
prducts.
(calls to BASIL)
Give me some mountain dew, they make
funny commercials.
(back to VLAD and BORIS)
and I don't want to become one of their
brainwashed minions.

BASIL brings him some Mountain Dew and then goes back to the
ladies.

IVAN
(Mechanical)
Yummie, mountain dew, this is my favorite
drink.

BORIS
Good thing we haven't been affected by
the man.

VLAD
Yes, well I'm supporting winning a
competition again.

IVAN
Ofcourse, it's the only way to outsmart
the man! If we would something else, the
man would win.

FADE OUT

INT. BASIL'S DINER, COUNTER

BORIS, IVAN and VLAD walk to BASIL and pay him for the food.

BASIL
Keep it fresh guys!

BORIS
We will man, don't let the man catch you
off guard.

BASIL
Sure guys, see you three later.

BORIS, IVAN and VLAD leave the Diner and the two women start
talking to BASIL again.

FEMALE COSTUMER 1
What the hell is wrong with those guys?

BASIL
Oh, them, they are good kids, they need a
little guidance, but they are good kids.

FEMALE COSTUMER 1
What ever you say BASIL, I still think
them kids be crazy.

FADE OUT.

EXT. CAFE, DAY

The camera starts off on the other side of the street. It
starts off slowly going towards the cafe and then it goes
faster and faster until it hits a window

INT. CAFE

The Camera continues from a sameish place increasing in
speed flying towards two girls sitting together, almost
alone in the cafe and chatting they are JENNY and ANGIE. The
camera focuses on JENNY, freeze image, add special effects
and display: “Jenny, Boris's love interest.”

ANGIE
So you like the guy?

JENNY
(shy)
I don't know, kinda, he is just acting
really weird.

ANGIE
What kind of weird?

JENNY
I don't like talking about this ANGIE,
please just stop.

ANGIE
(grins)
What is it, he wears womens clothing
right?

JENNY
You are so sick!

JENNY stands up and gets ready to leave when ANGIE grabs her
arm.

ANGIE
Sit down Jen, I'm just trying to have
some fun.

JENNY
Well I don't find it fun, I need to do
something, bye.

JENNY leaves the cafe and a WAITRESS approaches ANGIE.

WAITRESS
What crawled up her ass?

ANGIE
Some weirdo I think.

WAITRESS
She's seeing BORIS?

FADE OUT

INT. VLAD'S GARAGE

BORIS, VLAD and BORIS walk in and sit down, VLAD turns on
his stereo.

DJ
(on radio)
And now on friday next week there is a
competition between bands in Archibald's
Hall, it's still open to contenders and
the winningp rize is a five record
contract with Virgil Records and the
amount of ten thousand dollars…

Some sparks begin to come from the radio and finally it
catches fire, BORIS picks up a bottle of vodka and empties
it on the fire.