Frá frábærum thred:
God Hates Iceland!
Ég trúi á Jesús Krist, hans einkason
Ég trúi á Guð, föður almáttugan,
skapara himins og jarðar.
Ég trúi á Jesú Krist, hans einkason,
Drottin vorn,
sem getinn er af heilögum anda,
fæddur af Maríu mey,
píndur á dögum Pontíusar Pílatusar,
krossfestur, dáinn og grafinn,
steig niður til heljar,
reis á þriðja degi aftur upp frá dauðum,
steig upp til himna,
situr við hægri hönd Guðs, föður almáttugs,
og mun þaðan koma að dæma lifendur og dauða.
Ég trúi á heilagan anda,
heilaga almenna kirkju,
samfélag heilagra,
fyrirgefningu syndanna,
upprisu mannsins
og eilíft líf.
Amen.
The doctrine states that God is the Triune God, existing as three persons, or in the Greek hypostases,[3] but one being.[4] Each of the persons is understood as having the one identical essence or nature, not merely similar natures. Since the beginning of the third century[5] the doctrine of the Trinity has been stated as “the one God exists in three Persons and one substance, Father, Son, and Holy Spirit.”[6] Trinitarianism, belief in the Trinity, is a mark of Oriental and Eastern Orthodoxy, Roman Catholicism and all the mainstream traditions arising from the Protestant Reformation, such as Anglicanism, Methodism, Lutheranism and Presbyterianism. The Oxford Dictionary of the Christian Church describes the Trinity as “the central dogma of Christian theology”.
If you knew anything about the false god Thor, you would know that he did not use his hammer for hammering nails, he threw it at the enemy and the hammer Mjölnir would then return to him. Obviously, this is a reference to a boomerang, Thor was thus an Aboriginal jigaboo from Australia.