A priest is giving confession. He has to take a leak so he peaks out of the box and pulls the Janitor over “Look man, just cover for me. Venial sins get a couple hail marys, anthing major gets a rosary.”
The Janitor agrees and hops in. The first customer “Bless me father for I have sinned, I lied to my mother” the janitor give him a rosary to say. A woman enters the confessional “Bless me father for I have sinned. I gave my husband a blowjob last night”. The Janitor is stumped. He leans out of the confessional and calls over a passing altar boy.
“Hey Jimmy, what does Father Darow give for Blowjobs?”

“A snickers bar and a ride home, why do you ask?”