One day 3 guys got stranded on an island. They were caputured bye cannibals. They begged for there life, so the king cannibal said ok ill give you 2 trails ill tell you the first one and the second on later the first one is pick 10 fruits of the same kind. So they set off. (Later) the first guy came with 10 apples. The king replys ok now you have to shove them up your ass without making any flinch or anything. So he shoves the first on up but the second one he flinches so they eat him and he goes to heaven. The second guys comes and the king tells him the 2 trail. He has berries. He shoves 9 up his ass and the last one he laughs so they eat him and he goes to heavean. The first guy and the second guy meet up in heavean, the first guy says to the second guy “why did u laugh? you coulda lived!” and the second guy says “i was fine until i saw the third guy with all those watermelons!”