Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the
first tee and the fourth went into the club house to take care
of the bill.
The three men started talking and bragging about their sons.
The first man told the others, “My son is a home builder,
and he is so successful that he gave a friend a new home for
free.”
The second man said, “My son was a car salesman, and now he owns a
multi-line dealership. He's so successful that he gave a friend
a new Mercedes, fully loaded.”
The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, “My son is
stockbroker, and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an
entire portfolio.”
The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of
taking care of business. The first man mentioned, “We are just
talking about our sons. How is yours doing?”
The fourth man replied, “Well, my son is gay and go-go dances
in a gay bar.” The other three men grew silent as he continued,
“I'm not totally thrilled about the dancing job, but he must be
doing well. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, a brand
new Mercedes, and a stock portfolio.”