Iceland: Dear UK heres the ash your requested for that Icesave claim.

UK: WTF Iceland?!? Why did you send us volcanic ash ? Our airspace has shut down.

Iceland: What ? It's what you asked for isn't it ?

UK: NO! Cash! Cash you dyslexic fuck. CASH!

Iceland: Oh, did you mean cash. We don't have C in the Icelandic alphabet, so when you ask for Cash, all you get is Ash!
[14:29] <fmtoxic|kAJSK1N> Ice|EldJarn is away: Climbing mountain