One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful blonde. She said “Santa, will you stay with me?”,

Santa replied, “Ho Ho Ho gotta go, gotta go, gotta deliver these toys to the children, ya'know.”

So she took off her night gown, wearing only a bra and panties, she asked “Santa, please will you stay with me?”

“Ho Ho Ho I have to go, gotta deliver these toys to the children ya' know.”

She takes everything off and says “Santa, will you stay with me now?”

Santa replies “Ho Ho… Hey Hey Hey, I guess I'll stay, can't get up the chimney with my d*** this way!”