A masochist, a sadist, a murderer, a pyromaniac, a zoophile, and a necrophiliac were all sitting on a bench together bored out of their minds.
To break the silence the zoolphile spoke up. “Let's have sex with a cat,” he suggested.
The sadist spoke, “Let's have sex with a cat, and then torture it.”
The murderer spoke, “Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, then kill it.”
The necrophiliac got excited and spoke. “Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, then have sex with it again.”
The pyromaniac spoke next, “Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again, then burn it.”
They all fell quiet. The masochist then sheepishly smiled at them and said, “Meow.”