“In America, you go to mob. In Soviet Russia, mob comes to YOU!”

“In America, you call the police. In Soviet Russia, the police call YOU!”

“In America, you disassemble gun. In Soviet Russia, gun disassembles YOU!!”

“In America, you feed dog. In Soviet Russia, dog feeds YOU!”

“In Soviet Russia, if computer program does not execute, they execute YOU!”

“In America, you eat chicken. In Chernobyl, chicken eats YOU!”

“In Soviet Russia, there is freedom of speech.
In America, there is also freedom AFTER speech!”

“In America, you catch cold.
In Soviet Russia, cold gets YOU”