Employee: “Hello, what can I get for you today?”

Customer: “Yeah, how much are your free soft drinks?”

Employee: “… I’m sorry?”

Customer: “Are you deaf son!? HOW MUCH ARE YOUR FREE SOFT DRINKS!?”

Employee: “Oh, I’m sorry sir. I couldn’t hear you and thought you said something stupid. The free drinks are $5 each.”

Customer: “That’s f***ing highway robbery! You people should be ashamed!”

Employee: “Oh, we are…”
When we drive away in secret