http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Iceland
Klárlega einhver Íslendingur :P
Það er nefnilega það.
Education in Iceland is really lacking in many senses:
All the students are high on whoremones.
All the teachers are illiterate.
War with Finland
In 2006 Finland ones again tried to steel the most famous Icelandic person(s) (except Björk), Santa Claus at the Eurovision festival. Emperor Björk declared war between Iceland and Finland. Either country wanted to destroy their country so they decided to use Faeroe Islands as a battlefield. So went that Iceland defeated Finland and since then Finland has been a colony of Iceland. Faeroe Islands were destroyed but no one noticed that until Fredic M, king of some country named Denmark, noticed that they were gone.
Sweden: Stole our Eurovision victory in 1999. Andskotinn hirði þá.
Eurovision: A forbidden Icelandic religion, hated by emperor Björk.
Opening hours: Monday–Saturday from 06:32-19:01, Friday is “one night stand”-night and customers can choose between a dirty weekend or a clean one.
“Don't shoot!! “BOOM””
~ Dead pola bears on Icelandic hunters
Declarationof Independence: 1801 from Svalbard and 1944 (end of Denmarkish fooling around) and then again in 1965 (with the complete destruction of Selfoss). Again from Greenland in 1966 and from the Soviet Union in 2006. Faeroe Islands colonized Iceland in 2007 but Björk fight for Iceland's independence with the help of Sportacus, independence was declared 13. February 2008. Vatican City plans to settle Iceland in nearby future.
War with Finland
In 2006 Finland ones again tried to steel the most famous Icelandic person(s) (except Björk), Santa Claus at the Eurovision festival. Emperor Björk declared war between Iceland and Finland. Either country wanted to destroy their country so they decided to use Faeroe Islands as a battlefield. So went that Iceland defeated Finland and since then Finland has been a colony of Iceland. Faeroe Islands were destroyed but no one noticed that until Fredic M, king of some country named Dansihmark, noticed that they were gone.