Af hverju sérðu ekki marga hvíta menn með svörtum konum?

Af því að nálatyppi geta ekki fullnægt þeim.


What does a white girl and a tampon have in common?

They're both stuck up cunts!


Hvað er það flatasta sem þú finnur til að strauja buxur á?

Rassinn á hvítri stelpu.


Hvað er hvítt og yfir 24 cm?

Ekkert.


Hvað kallaru 300 hvíta menn að elta svartann mann?

PGA túrinn. (Gólf)


One classic White joke involves a 1950's scenario where a tall greasy Negro ambles into an Alabama diner, sits down at a table and orders a whole fried chicken from the visibly upset server. While he waits for his meal, a few burly redneck trucker types start taunting him from the counter with comments about how he must be lost or blind and suggesting he clear out at once. The Negro appears cool and unperturbed by the harassment and when his fried chicken arrives, he picks it up and lifts it to his ample lips. Suddenly one of the hillbillies blurts out, “ I don't know if you all are takin' us serious or not, ink spot, but Ah'm here to tell ya that anythin you all do to that there chicken, me and the boys are gonna do to your black ass !”. Hearing that, the Negro slyly grins and he fervently kisses the chicken.