Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never
been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One
afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her
quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared
tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed
a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water,
and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no
longer resist.

“Miss Beatrice,” he said, pointing to the bowl, “I wonder if you
would tell me about this?”
“Oh, yes,” she replied, “Isn't it wonderful? I was
walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little
package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ,
keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know
I haven't had the flu all winter.”

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