Old man had a chicken farm, pig farm and a sheep farm.
The old cock in the chicken farm was not doing his job very well so the old man took the decision to buy a new cock and the old man went into the market an bought a young and healthy cock.
When the old man came back he put the new cock in the chicken farm and thought of all of the eggs he was going to see in the morning so he went to sleep with a smile on his face.
The next morning the old man jumpet out of his bed with a money sign in his eyes and ran into the chicken farm and was supriced, all the chickens where lying on there back with there feets up in the air and all dead. The old man thought that the cock had fucked them all to death and got angry and looked around in the chicken farm for the cock but didnt find him, the only thing he found was a small hole at the corner leading outside. “So hes trying to escape”. The old man went outside and kept looking for the cock and he was nowhere to be found, so the old had to feed the pigs before he could keepon searching. So he walked at the pigfarm and was shocked that all the pigs where lying on there back with there feet up in the air. Now the old man was really angry that the cock had fucked the pigs to death and went into his house and got his shotgun. “Im going to shoot that damn cock and eat him” So he went to the fields and was shocked that all of the sheeps where lying on there back with there feet up in the air. The old mans head was boiling right now “This is the final straw” he shouted and kept on searching. The night was closing in and the old man was little tired so he took the decision to search for the cock the next morning. As he was going home he saw bunch of vultures upon the hill flying around in circles and the old man went up the hill to check what was going on. As he got to the top of the hill he saw the cock lying on back with his feet up in the air. “Ahaha so you fucked yourself to death” said the old man and as was going to grap the cock the cock lift his head “Sshhhhhh” and pointed up in the air “Vultures”